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re: Today is Chuck Norris' 78th birthday

Posted on 3/10/18 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by DevilDogTiger
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 12:33 pm to
I think you mean 78 is chuck Norris today
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 12:50 pm to
One badass dude...... I'm 57 and in great shape and even today I would be lucky to get one punch in.......
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 1:01 pm to
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I'm 57 and in great shape


quote:

dukke v


Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 2:46 pm to
When Chuck Norris turned 18 and left home to pursue his wordly ventures he turned to his father and said:
“You’re the man of the house now.”
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

I'm 57 and in great shape


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:59 pm to
The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris' hand..
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:06 pm to
Chuck Norris once got in a "who has more testicles" contest with Lance Armstrong. Chuck won by two.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:06 pm to
The real question is could you take Chuck Norris right now? At 78 years old, not Chuck from his arse kicking days


I say bring on that old arse little fella
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:16 pm to
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I'm 57 and in great shape


I am not trying to be funny PJ, but I thought you have some health issues? How would you describe someone who is 57 and in "okay shape"?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:27 pm to
Chuck Norris actually pushes the earth down when he does pushups.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:30 pm to
Also.. Did you know Chuck Norris doesn't shower? He only takes blood baths.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:35 pm to
How many push-ups does chuck Norris do you ask....all of them!!!
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:59 pm to


Mr. Norris teeth brush
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 5:17 pm to
*Tooth
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 6:41 pm to
Only in Alabama
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:11 pm to
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15678 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:20 pm to
Chuck Norris made an offer to the Godfather that he couldn't refuse.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:31 pm to
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Chuck Norris made an offer to the Godfather that he couldn't refuse.


You know Chuck Norris is bad.. if this happened.


Do you know what was going through all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoes..
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29610 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:33 pm to
Opened this thread hoping for the jokes. Was not dissapointed.
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:35 pm to
How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?












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