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Today is Chuck Norris' 78th birthday
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:47 am
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:47 am
The Grim Reaper is too scared to even think about coming for Chuck Norris.
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:48 am to foshizzle
I'm going to do 78 reps today in honor of Mr. Norris.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:49 am to foshizzle
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:52 am to DavidTheGnome
The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:55 am to foshizzle
Happy 78th. Looking good Chuck!!
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:56 am to foshizzle
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Today is Chuck Norris' 78th birthday
In other words, the sun revolved around Chuck 78 times
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:58 am to foshizzle
yay!
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:00 am to Big Balls
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Big Balls
I bet he could kick your arse.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:01 am to foshizzle
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:01 am to TigerstuckinMS
Death once had a Near Chuck experience.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:03 am to arklatiger
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:03 am to foshizzle
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his bed room. It's actually a live bear that chuck told to stay there, and it's too scared to move.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:03 am to TigerstuckinMS
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:05 am to Peazey
When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris'd.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:07 am to foshizzle
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:09 am to foshizzle
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:10 am to Big Balls
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Happy 78th. Looking good Chuck!!
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Im highlighting the part you just crossed with this statement.
This post was edited on 3/10/18 at 11:14 am
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:11 am to alphaandomega
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I bet he could kick your arse.
In fairness, I never said he couldn't.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:27 am to foshizzle
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:59 am to foshizzle
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.......twice.
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