Today I found the men's equivalent of the woman's hair appointment

But why?

I just want a fricking haircut

I see no tug n rub add on

Comp beer or wine?

Fig special?

That’s pretty cool for the guy who likes “more than just a haircut.”

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baw get you a flowbee and never look back

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Flowbees don't have stretchy pants that you can see their underwear through. Chick was about 5'2" and very nice looking.

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I see no tug n rub add on

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Extended Shampoo. They can’t just come out and say it.

What is this like a gay thing?

The only thing that I see on that list that I would want out of my haircut is the beer.

I always appreciate being offered a beer whenever I get my haircut. I know it’s a damn expensive beer because I pay too much for my haircuts, but it FEELS like it’s free.

This is weird. I cut my own hair for free and don’t have to ask for a handy after.