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re: Tired of the dribble and having to wipe the seat?

Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:00 pm to
Ha ha... LucasP you never fail to make me laugh. You remind me so much of my grandson. Let's just hope that YOU don't share his interest in black women..
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79881 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:01 pm to
Every single guy reading this thread will try this. If for no other reason than we are simple creatures who do weird things.
Posted by HuckleBearer
Beauregard Parish
Member since Dec 2017
207 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:02 pm to
That was my go-to until the doc started me on Tamsulosin.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8202 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:04 pm to
Not that there’s anything wrong with that....
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39800 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:08 pm to
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Tired of the dribble and having to wipe the seat


Lift the seat
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:12 pm to
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Nothing worse than putting you dick back in your underwear and having the final squirt making it like you pissed on yourself...
Elderly problems, amirite?

The solution for you would be the diaper for adults. They are very fashionable.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:20 pm to
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Lift the seat







Cuck
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42785 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:28 pm to
frick no. I’m not touching shite
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22268 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 1:27 pm to
Making direct eye contact with your hand in your pants by your a-hole doesn’t establish dominance, but it’ll establish something else
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14273 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 1:47 pm to
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If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.


Shake it once, that's fine...shake it twice, that's okayyyy...sshake it three times, you're playing with yourselllllllf
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 2:31 pm to
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If you “accidentally” slip a finger in there while you do it, you’re totally gay, bro.



Well then call me Ricky Martin cuz I ain't stoppin
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 2:35 pm to
If accidentally slipping your finger into your butthole over and over and over is wrong, upgrayedd doesn’t wanna be right.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71847 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 2:37 pm to
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Ha ha... LucasP you never fail to make me laugh. You remind me so much of my grandson. Let's just hope that YOU don't share his interest in black women..


Damn, son.
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 4:59 pm to

Got three words for ya

Sit, old man.

I frequently seize the opportunity for an unscheduled nap!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 8:49 pm to
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Ha ha... LucasP you never fail to make me laugh. You remind me so much of my grandson. Let's just hope that YOU don't share his interest in black women..

Blacker the berry. Sweeter the juice
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4940 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18921 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 9:26 pm to
This is the real reason for the pull-up tuck.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9256 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 9:38 pm to
I was in the same restroom as the old man who does maintenance on our office building and hear him shout from the stall "Oh shite!"

I ask if he's ok and he responds "You know when you sit down and your balls hit the water?"

At least I don't have that kind of old dude problem yet.
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