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Time to celebrate the rise of Bromosexuality

Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:32 am
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:32 am
The NY Times indicates that bromosexuality is on the rise, the next step in cultural evolution.

What is bromosexuality, you ask?

Bromosexuality is where a heterosexual male is best friends with a homosexual male and together they sit side-by-side on beach chairs, one checking out well built men, the other checking out voluptuous women, and they fist pump because their bromosexuality is strong and life is good.

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“if I’d celebrated gay pride in any more of a straight way, I’d have had sex with a girl at the Super Bowl.” Another night, Mr. Cohen and Mr. Mayer went to a gay bar, where Mr. Cohen found that his heterosexual pal was the “ultimate wing man.”

“Straight men are very good that way,” said David Toussaint, whose compilation of essays, “Toussaint!,” contains many humorous pieces about sexual identity. “If I’m walking down the street with this young, straight guy I know, and he sees a guy look at me, he’ll say, ‘Go get him!’”








This post was edited on 10/5/16 at 7:39 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:34 am to
I wonder how much the people who think up these terms get paid
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17151 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:35 am to
Mais ya. Your posting privileges should be revoked. That being said I have a friend who is a raging alcoholic. He's gay. Doesn't bother me at all.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:36 am to
It's the next metrosexual-type craze. Before long the term "bromosexual" will be commonplace on this site and in our normal conversations.

And I'll just shake my head at the stupidity of it.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:36 am to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:38 am to
Gay wingman. Interesting.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:39 am to
quote:

Gay wingman. Interesting.



According to the NY Times...that is the best wingman!
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68594 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Bromosexuality

We can blame Bro-Country for this
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:41 am to
Sick.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:42 am to
And nothng kills a bromance faster than when the gay man your wingman is trying to land hits on you instead.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:48 am to
This article actually doesnt piss me off like the other sjw crap.
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:51 am to
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This post was edited on 9/27/20 at 12:25 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:53 am to
quote:

This article actually doesnt piss me off like the other sjw crap.






Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28967 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:53 am to
Which one is gay in the picture? They both look so to me.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72186 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:53 am to


I do see where it would be easier to pick up chicks in some more non southern less traditional places if they know you're straight but see you have a homo homie with you. Many women are liberal as frick and would think you were all kinds of accepting. Follow up with you're voting for Hillary and boom. Pussy magnet
This post was edited on 10/5/16 at 7:58 am
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24275 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:54 am to
If more of the OT had homosexual friends, there'd be less cargo shorts.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86553 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:55 am to
Gay dudes are fun to go out with. None of my gay friends that I would go out with would be considered "bros" as one is an older, wealthy businessman and the other is a very flamboyant, fat nerd.

Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:56 am to
None of this would happen if we executed gay people.
Posted by FNG
Member since Nov 2011
51 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 7:59 am to
More like time for the NY Times to go out of business.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5773 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Which one is gay in the picture? They both look so to me.


Both of those guys have seen each others pee holes from a straight-on, eye level.

No way a straight guy gives encouragement to "go get him". The only encouragement would be to jokingly go after the gay equivalent of a land whale.
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