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re: Time to celebrate the rise of Bromosexuality

Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:01 am to
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:01 am to
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No way a straight guy gives encouragement to "go get him".


why?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:03 am to
Those dudes in your pic both look gay to me.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:03 am to
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Bromosexuality


But if they're just friends then there's nothing sexual about it, right? This is why the metro-sexual tag never made sense to me.

Seems like they're just throwing the "sexual" part in to make it more important than it is.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:04 am to
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I do see where it would be easier to pick up chicks in some more non southern less traditional places if they know you're straight but see you have a homo homie with you. Many women are liberal as frick and would think you were all kinds of accepting. Follow up with you're voting for Hillary and boom. Pussy magnet



Honestly, in New York or Chicago this strategy would 100 percent get you laid on the reg (if you're unable to get laid on your own...which is sad)
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:05 am to
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mizzoukills


Weren't you going to stop posting if LSU beat Mizzou?
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:05 am to
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If more of the OT had homosexual friends, there'd be less cargo shorts.


Then thank goodness more of the OT doesn't have homo friends.

In actuality...who the frick cares about what shorts others are wearing. The fact that you actually give a shite about what others are wearing kind of makes you more homo. Maybe you are homo, idk, but idc about that or what shorts you wear.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5773 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:08 am to
Cargo shorts are the Mandeville of apparel
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:09 am to
So straight guys hanging out with gay guys?

This was already a thing, but by putting a label on it, now people can say when straight people don't hang out with gay people it's because they are anti bromosexual.

All these bullshite terms are ultimately just another way for people to tell us we are bigots at some point next year
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:09 am to
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Weren't you going to stop posting if LSU beat Mizzou?



Correct. I served a 72 hour ban which ended this morning. This is my first thread since Saturday evening when I congratulated LSU fans for LSU shite stomping Mizzou and bid them farewell to serve my promised 72 hours ban if Mizzou lost.

I'm a man of my word.

This post was edited on 10/5/16 at 8:11 am
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:10 am to
So it's just like 2 guys being friends except they make their sexuality a big part of their interactions?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
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89323 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:10 am to
Only 3 days for all the shite you talked? What a pudding.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8080 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:11 am to
Is bawmosexuality the Louisiana version?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34286 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:12 am to
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Bromosexuality is where a heterosexual male is best friends with a homosexual male and together they sit side-by-side on beach chairs, one checking out well built men, the other checking out voluptuous women, and they fist pump because their bromosexuality is strong and life is good.


So, it's just 2 guys who are friends, but one is gay? Why do we need a term for this?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:13 am to
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Only 3 days for all the shite you talked? What a pudding.



I actually only promised to serve a 23 hour ban, but I was generous and extended the ban to 72 hours because Mizzou lost so badly.

Plus, sports fans talk shite. It's what we all do. If you can't take innocent shite talking...if you can't take "soon" memes...that say more about you than it does about me.

Man up. Quit being a pussy.

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:14 am to
Maybe the writer didn't ask regular guys if they cared if their buddy was fruity or not. As long as they act normal and aren't a flamer, I'm cool with it.

Hell, I wouldn't hang out with a normal person who was that annoying either
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:14 am to
This is some of your best work Killz
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:20 am to
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This is some of your best work Killz



Well then I should be ashamed.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7182 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:20 am to
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Cargo shorts are the Mandeville of apparel


Excellent argument.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:21 am to
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Is bawmosexuality the Louisiana version?



That may catch on at some point, but I think the Louisiana version is breauxmeauxsexuality.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/5/16 at 8:21 am to
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