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Time moves too fast these days.

Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:16 pm
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1811 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:16 pm
Seems like last week i'm sitting at football games and now i'm sitting in carpool and realize that there's basically just award ceremony days and exams and my kids are out of school for the summer. I can't figure out how to slow time down.
This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6692 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:19 pm to
Buy a hooker and stop caring.
Posted by Silent Death
Southwest Mississippi
Member since Nov 2014
336 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:20 pm to
It doesn’t, seems to speed up every day
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21211 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:24 pm to
Award ceremony day and and my kid is done with high school and on to LSU

18 years went by quickly.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2382 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:27 pm to
The days take forever but the years fly right by
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71628 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:28 pm to
Tomorrow's just another day, and I don't believe in time
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2537 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:29 pm to
2 known ways to slow the flow of time:
1. Diet
2. Visit the inlaws.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
20222 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

I can't figure out how to slow time down.

The older you get the faster it goes.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5848 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:31 pm to
Unless, you are waiting to go on vacation...
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19583 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:59 pm to
Turn on some EW&F and relax. It's all good.
Posted by Tifway419
Member since Sep 2022
2335 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

2 known ways to slow the flow of time:

3: Catch and LSU baseball game in 2026
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12102 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:09 pm to
It only gets worse. When you get even remotely close to retirement you think you have a few years to plan it all out and then boom, you are done. Seems like a year goes by and now you are about to be 70. It just flies. It seems like I was just buying my oldest kid a car in High School.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3628 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

my kid is done with high school and on to LSU


Good job dad
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2119 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

I can't figure out how to slow time down.


Tips:

1. Get on seated row machine at local gym.
1 min feels like 5 min.

2. Tell your wife she looks like she gained weight. 1 min feels like 1 divorce day.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1956 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

I can't figure out how to slow time down.


No way to slow it down brother. The secret is learning how to not waste a lot of time doing meaningless bullshite, learn how to recognize the special moments and appreciate them in the moment. I have not always done this but as I get older I am trying do better at it.
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
824 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:38 pm to
We perceive time as moving faster as we get older because our brains have less novel stimuli to process. Time goes slow when we’re young because we’re experiencing a lot of things for the very first time. Prioritize novel experiences as often as possible as you age and things may start to slow down a little.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38887 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:40 pm to
Wait until you’re old
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2119 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

The secret is


Registering time by being present in your life. That means not living in past or future or so busy that you miss the present. Let the time meter inside you do its thing.

Slow down. Be present. Enjoy your life.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62708 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

The secret is


Registering time by being present in your life.


Truth!
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13505 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:15 pm to
Put your phone down.
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