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re: Time for winter texans to go home

Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
32007 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:12 pm to
An old couple who lived in one of the condos where I lived, in Dallas, had a summer house in Michigan on one of the Great Lakes. They stayed up there for four or five months every year. My dad's only living brother, who lives in Denver, used to have a Winter house in Surprise, AZ, where the Rangers do Springs.
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:12 pm to
Texas is full of arseholes - more news at 11.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92058 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:17 pm to
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One that doesn’t know the difference between isle and aisle


And then makes the comparison of one being a path and the other being a landmass...as if that remotely helps explain his error.

Also, Rockport is the white trashiest nice town on the Texas coast. Could be really good if that element was gone.

Latitude is a nice restaurant!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34617 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:23 pm to
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get off my a-s. Aisle phonetically is absolutely close to isle. One is a path and the other is a land mass.

Haha you fricked up aisle, corksoaker.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53435 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:26 pm to
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Aisle phonetically is absolutely close to isle. One is a path and the other is a land mass.


They’re completely different words
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
4831 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:31 pm to
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, until they go to HEB and stand in the isles...weighing empty produce bags ...yankees


My brother in Christ, this is a special kind of stupid but it is not exclusive to one region. I have no idea why people stand in the middle at a busy grocery store, but they are aggravating as heck. MOVE. Be self-aware. If you need to tweet or gram, step aside and don't block the way.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
8800 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:44 pm to
do you remember your harbrace handbook phonetics
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16935 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:47 pm to
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There are islands in grocery stores in Texas?!? Damn!!

If there’s an HEB bayou go see if it has one too.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
8800 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:52 pm to
a little late to the conversation
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
54059 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 8:53 pm to
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do you remember your harbrace handbook phonetics
just because they are homonyms doesn’t mean they are synonyms
Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
1522 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 12:13 am to
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The two ladies, about 85 years old, no pictures, had the produce scale tied up as they were weighing empty produce bags to determine how much HEB was charging customers for the privilege of carrying produce to the checkout counter in a sanitary plastic produce bag.


Well…at least they are still curious at 85. I sort of want to know how their experiment ended. Hell, I want to know how it was conducted. I don’t think you could even weigh a single bag. Were they weighing multiple bags together and taking an average? And of course, while the weight of each bag might be roughly the same, its cost will vary, depending on what type of produce is in it. There are a lot of variables to consider, Tex. Maybe you just need to move the hell on to a different scale. These ladies have science to conduct.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22418 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 12:28 am to
You would scratch your eyes out if you saw what the HEB near me was like all the time, year round. I haven't even set foot inside that place in a couple years.

But it shouldn't be that difficult to be patient with a couple of old ladies who couldn't do anything fast if they wanted to.
This post was edited on 1/23/25 at 12:29 am
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17702 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 5:36 am to
SWFL says "hold my beer". We quadruple in size, with snowbird Yankees, Midwesterners & Canadians. Why these retirees feel the need to be on the roads at 8am & 5pm (the early bird specials end at 5) is beyond me. They stand in the aisles of Publix, staring listlessly, like they have never been in a grocery store before.

But the beach is close and there isn't a whole lot of crime. They go away for 6 months and things are peaceful, so I guess it evens out.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2899 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 6:11 am to
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Our town doubles in head count during the winter, as folks from Minnesota , Michigan, North Dakota etc arrive in their trailers. Generally they are nice people, until they go to HEB and stand in the isles.......Usually they are comparing cans of peas for how many are in the can. I have endured the winter texans for 25 years. Today I met a whole new level of winter texan. The two ladies, about 85 years old, no pictures, had the produce scale tied up as they were weighing empty produce bags to determine how much HEB was charging customers for the privilege of carrying produce to the checkout counter in a sanitary plastic produce bag.

yankees


Winter up north is not over yet, bro.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
1206 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 6:44 am to
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? what kind of child self-censors arse


The same kind that self-censors arse?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6539 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 7:37 am to
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Texas is full of arseholes - more news at 11.


Found the guy that only visits Dallas when he comes to Texas.
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
455 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 7:45 am to
I lived in an apartment complex in Harlingen for a couple of years back in the early 90s and a lot of the units rented to winter Texans. I kind of liked having them around. Pretty good neighbors and civilized patrons of restaurants and stores.

The HEB was chaos regardless.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
34271 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 8:36 am to
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I hope those people up north don't mind summer Wisconsinites.


We call em FIBs.

You can probably figure out what that acronym stands for.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
84002 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 8:38 am to
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in Harlingen for a couple of years back in the early 90s


snow birds have been wintering in south Texas for at least all of my life, which is a a long time
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
34271 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 8:40 am to
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SWFL says "hold my beer". We quadruple in size, with snowbird Yankees, Midwesterners & Canadians.


Midwesterners on the left, Northeasterners on the right. My dad has been going down to his place in Cape Coral for about 30 years, on an offshoot of the Bimini Canal.
This post was edited on 1/23/25 at 8:41 am
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