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re: Tiger Woods in Roll Over Crash Charged With DUI

Posted on 3/28/26 at 7:04 am to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29557 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 7:04 am to
'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I messed up my entire life because I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I lost my kids and wife because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why? Man)

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16395 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 7:31 am to
Meanwhile
John Daly, who makes a living on drunk golf, is incident free
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17414 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Meanwhile
John Daly, who makes a living on drunk golf, is incident free



I wonder if he uses a driver or Uber or something like that?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24198 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 7:45 am to
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I wonder if he uses a driver or Uber or something like that?


Or maybe he just doesn't drive like a jackass. Neither one of Tigers accidents were him driving normal. He was hauling arse in all 3, I'm including the golf club to the head one.

You don't flip an SUV on a normal residential road a single time, not to mention twice, if you drive close to the speed limit and normal. You flip them by hauling arse and swerving quickly around
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 8:45 am to
quote:

John Daly, who makes a living on drunk golf, is incident free
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1622 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 9:16 am to
That’s some funny shite right there.

But seriously, he needs to not drive anymore. Hire someone. Dude cannot seem to operate a motor vehicle.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71133 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 9:17 am to
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1720 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 9:21 am to
Just listened to a Charlie Sheen podcast.

Best decision he ever made was to not drive.

He says he was a limo guy before and after limos were cool.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1953 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 11:40 am to
quote:

John Daly, who makes a living on drunk golf, is incident free


Well, not exactly. He’s had his run ins with the law after drinking too much. Go back and read. But he has cleaned himself up and stayed out of trouble for a long time.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:29 pm to
The look on Rubio's face compared to Vance's face

Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36188 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

You don't flip an SUV on a normal residential road a single time, not to mention twice, if you drive close to the speed limit and normal
This was the first thing I noticed. The only way you’re flipping your car in that neighborhood is by driving very recklessly.

Regardless of his sobriety status, he doesn’t have any business operating a car ever again. He’s clearly awful at it.
Posted by FrontlineTiger
Member since Aug 2024
920 posts
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:51 pm to
"Is t he banging Don Jr’s ex?"

He needs to hook up with Brit Brit
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26516 posts
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:16 am to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15191 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:23 am to
He was a the world by the tail. Just can't stop fricking up.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11034 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:12 am to
quote:

Meanwhile John Daly, who makes a living on drunk golf, is incident free


Speaking of Daly. He’s what Tiger’s arena/virtual golf gimmick needs, but no team would ever invite Daly.

No walking the course, so good for Daly.

Daly is entertaining, so good for the gimmick.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20760 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 9:05 am to



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Tiger Woods told cops that he was looking down at his cell phone moments before the rollover crash that resulted in his arrest on DUI charges, according to a police report filed today.

Cops allege that the “lethargic” Woods, 50, failed a series of roadside sobriety tests and showed signs of impairment following the March 27 crash near his residence on Jupiter Island, Florida.

After Woods was arrested at the crash scene, a search turned up two Hydrocodone pills in his pants pocket. The painkillers were “collected and submitted into evidence,” the report states.

Woods, who was “sweating profusely,” denied consuming alcohol or using any illegal substances prior to crashing his Land Rover.

Before the golfer began field sobriety tests, a cop “asked Woods if he had any medical conditions.” The golfer replied that he has had “seven back surgeries and over twenty operations on his leg,” adding that he “takes medication for high blood pressure, cholesterol, ibuprofen, and Vicodin.”

After Woods was instructed to remove his sunglasses, a sheriff’s deputy reported that the athlete's eyes were “bloodshot and glassy” and his pupils were “extremely dilated.”

While in custody at the Martin County jail, Woods agreed to a pair of breath tests, both of which resulted in 0.0 readings. He declined to submit to a urine test, which can detect chemical or controlled substances.

A copy of Woods’s Florida driver's license (seen above) is included in one court filing. The license carries a “Safe Driver” notation, indicating that Woods had a clean driving record for the prior three years (no moving violations or at-fault accidents that resulted in points on his record).

Charged with a pair of misdemeanor DUI counts, Woods is scheduled to be arraigned on April 23.


Mug Shot


https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sports/tiger-woods-arrest-285913



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