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re: Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death

Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:56 pm to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14956 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:56 pm to
Nope nope nope not getting a 1 way ticket to banland
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:57 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26843 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Uh...give 'em more junk food?


Underrated post, IMO.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
11171 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 12:05 am to
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POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.



Call in social workers.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4943 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 12:32 am to
They are wasting time and money trying to sterilize the population instead of just hiring some Thai versions of rednecks to go in guns blazing.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38242 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:27 am to
Sounds like this could be more fun than shooting prairie dogs.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20431 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:43 am to
quote:

macaques


I know a guy who’s sister lives on a farm and has a pack of these things that live in a building behind the house. When he visits, they will get in the house and steal his shite. They will take it back to their building and won’t let him in. She has to go get it. In his words, “they are little assholes.”
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42813 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:55 am to
Guns and flames. Why are they being such pussies about it?

Shoot the frickers and burn the theatre down.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76261 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:59 am to
Shiny hook is so shiny....

Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:13 am to
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This post has been deleted!



for doing that. Cause I sure did

Need to teach them people how to make a roux.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2275 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:35 am to
I believe this story to be a parable.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62326 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:43 am to
Sounds like CHAZ
Posted by donkeydong
Member since Mar 2020
212 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:51 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103968 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:03 am to
quote:

eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.


quote:

Within a blink of an eye there are more monkeys. So many babies.”




Nope nope nope not touching this one
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7197 posts
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:08 am to
They should just recruit some coonasses to come clean it up for them. The good thing is, they already got a ton of rice ready for the gravy.
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