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re: Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
Nope nope nope not getting a 1 way ticket to banland
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 7/31/20 at 12:04 am to facher08
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Uh...give 'em more junk food?
Underrated post, IMO.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 12:05 am to DavidTheGnome
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POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.
Call in social workers.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 12:32 am to DavidTheGnome
They are wasting time and money trying to sterilize the population instead of just hiring some Thai versions of rednecks to go in guns blazing.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:27 am to Pedro
Sounds like this could be more fun than shooting prairie dogs.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:43 am to DavidTheGnome
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macaques
I know a guy who’s sister lives on a farm and has a pack of these things that live in a building behind the house. When he visits, they will get in the house and steal his shite. They will take it back to their building and won’t let him in. She has to go get it. In his words, “they are little assholes.”
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:55 am to DavidTheGnome
Guns and flames. Why are they being such pussies about it?
Shoot the frickers and burn the theatre down.
Shoot the frickers and burn the theatre down.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:59 am to DavidTheGnome
Shiny hook is so shiny....


Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:13 am to Rougarou4lsu
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Need to teach them people how to make a roux.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:35 am to DavidTheGnome
I believe this story to be a parable.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:03 am to DavidTheGnome
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eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.
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Within a blink of an eye there are more monkeys. So many babies.”
Nope nope nope not touching this one
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:08 am to DavidTheGnome
They should just recruit some coonasses to come clean it up for them. The good thing is, they already got a ton of rice ready for the gravy.
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