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Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:12 pm
Cops admit they are powerless to control them
POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.
The population of macaques, which has been growing on a massive scale, are also eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.
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The officer has been using a slingshot to scare away the large group of macaques but they return in a matter of minutes.
He said: “Within a blink of an eye there are more monkeys. So many babies.”
Locals from the tourist hotspot of Lopburi have been afraid to leave their homes due to the impending attacks by the macaques.
The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.
Any human who attempts to enter is reportedly attacked.
POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.
The population of macaques, which has been growing on a massive scale, are also eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.
..
The officer has been using a slingshot to scare away the large group of macaques but they return in a matter of minutes.
He said: “Within a blink of an eye there are more monkeys. So many babies.”
Locals from the tourist hotspot of Lopburi have been afraid to leave their homes due to the impending attacks by the macaques.
The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.
Any human who attempts to enter is reportedly attacked.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
Setting the over at 5 bans.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
That's just bananas.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
That’s one hell of a orgy lol
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
Need to send in Ripley
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Put a bounty on them.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
Not worth potential ban
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
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POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.
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The population of macaques are also eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.
Uh...give 'em more junk food?
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
NVM not worth it.
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:26 pm to DavidTheGnome
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The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.
Awesome sentence
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
The animal kingdom can’t wait until we extinct ourselves.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
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eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.
That's how I'm probably going to go, tbh...
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:39 pm to DavidTheGnome
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The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.
I think I saw that movie but it was vampires instead of monkeys.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
Good. I hate monkeys.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
Chim Chim's BadAss Revenge
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