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Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death

Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:12 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29135 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:12 pm
Cops admit they are powerless to control them

POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.

The population of macaques, which has been growing on a massive scale, are also eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.

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The officer has been using a slingshot to scare away the large group of macaques but they return in a matter of minutes.

He said: “Within a blink of an eye there are more monkeys. So many babies.”

Locals from the tourist hotspot of Lopburi have been afraid to leave their homes due to the impending attacks by the macaques.

The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.

Any human who attempts to enter is reportedly attacked.

Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11124 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:13 pm to
Setting the over at 5 bans.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:14 pm to
That's just bananas.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25699 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:15 pm to
That’s one hell of a orgy lol
Posted by sland36
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2009
1814 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:15 pm to
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:15 pm to
Need to send in Ripley

Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19035 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:17 pm to
Put a bounty on them.
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7200 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:17 pm to
Monkey business
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33853 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:18 pm to
Not worth potential ban
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:20 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4306 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

POLICE in Thailand have admitted they are powerless to control sex-crazed monkeys that have overrun a city.


quote:

The population of macaques are also eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.


Uh...give 'em more junk food?

Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9364 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:24 pm to
NVM not worth it.
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:34 pm
Posted by LSUJML
BR
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Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.


Awesome sentence
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13206 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:30 pm to
The animal kingdom can’t wait until we extinct ourselves.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33444 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:32 pm to
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eating themselves to death by gorging on junk food.


That's how I'm probably going to go, tbh...
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

The primates have based themselves in an abandoned cinema in the city where they also leave the remains of their dead love ones.


I think I saw that movie but it was vampires instead of monkeys.
Posted by HogWalloper
LaLaLand
Member since Jan 2020
470 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:45 pm to
Good. I hate monkeys.
Posted by jatilen
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Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:51 pm to
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
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2790 posts
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:51 pm to
Chim Chim's BadAss Revenge
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