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re: Those of you that can drink a lot of beers/drinks - how do have the room for it?

Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:17 pm to
I can't drink 6 or 7 beers, but I can drink 6 or 7 vodka and club sodas. I don't know why but beer is way too filling to me, even though I love the hell out of it.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Am I the only one that gets too full to actually drink a lot? My stomach feels like it's going to burst if I have a beer with dinner.


Just keep drinking. Do it every, single, day. Don't listen to the haters when they start talking about "AA" this and "You need help". frick them and keep on keeping on.

Eventually, your family will hate you and your kids will be embarrassed by you. But hey, at least you've learned how to drink like me.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179947 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
you sound like a blast to party with.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

quote:
Just curious, what's your ethnicity?


Colonial Imperialist.


That could mean English, Spanish, German, Portugese, Dutch, French, Russian or Japanese.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38578 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Our reproductive organs are external, leaving more room for fluids inside our bodies.

That's just good science.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23706 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:20 pm to
because I'm fat.


next question
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17386 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:20 pm to
I had a 2.5" ribeye cooked medium rare, baked potato and salad last night.
And a 12 pack of beer.

It was a special occasion I call Wednesday.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43559 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:21 pm to
Sometimes....after 6 or 7 beers....if I then eat a full meal.....I am too full to drink anymore.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19087 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:23 pm to
The more I eat, the more I drink. I get too fricked up if I don't eat first.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58632 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:23 pm to
it is not a gut, it is a fuel tank for my sex machine.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11748 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:23 pm to
I drink liquor. And I just don't eat. Just liquor from the time I wake up Til I go to sleep. All the carbs I need to be energetic. And I throw in a multi-vitamin just to be safe.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41402 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:23 pm to
I use a tactical vomit to make room.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2388 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:24 pm to
Drink. Eat. Piss. Repeat
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40532 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:24 pm to
because after 5 or 6 beers I start pissing 12 oz every 30 minutes
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21084 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:26 pm to
Italian, specifically.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:27 pm to
I'm glad I'm not the only one
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64617 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:28 pm to
I imagine every poster in the FBD threads to be a fatty.
This post was edited on 9/3/15 at 3:29 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:29 pm to
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by StringedInstruments
Italian, specifically.





Well there's your problem right there! Dagos drink VINO you goombah!

If you were German you could drink all the beer and not be full. English? Gin/Rum. Russian? Vodka...etc. Etc.


You have to match your wop genes to your paisano booze.

It's-a simple!
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39046 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:30 pm to
Its all about drinking the beer WHILE you're eating. If you eat then drink, I find it doesn't work. If you do them simultaneously it works.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
Maybe this thread will draw arse out. Miss his rewinds.
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