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Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger's property
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:16 pm
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MARTIN COUNTY, FL (Gray News) - The sight of a man wearing a thong was all a Florida homeowner needed to call the Martin County Sheriff's Office last month.
Deputies arrested 31-year-old George Blankin on March 12. An arrest report reviewed by TCPalm said the homeowner saw him building a shed and throwing chairs.
"The trespasser was wearing a swimsuit and then a thong," the report stated.
Responding deputies said they found a man on the property who was not wearing a shirt or shorts, and he was covered with sand as if he'd just been at the beach.
The man was arrested but refused to identify himself. At the county jail, authorities used fingerprints to confirm Blankin as the suspect.
"He stated he was an artist that makes things from garbage," the arrest report read.
Blankin faces charges for giving a false name and obstruction without violence.
MARTIN COUNTY, FL (Gray News) - The sight of a man wearing a thong was all a Florida homeowner needed to call the Martin County Sheriff's Office last month.
Deputies arrested 31-year-old George Blankin on March 12. An arrest report reviewed by TCPalm said the homeowner saw him building a shed and throwing chairs.
"The trespasser was wearing a swimsuit and then a thong," the report stated.
Responding deputies said they found a man on the property who was not wearing a shirt or shorts, and he was covered with sand as if he'd just been at the beach.
The man was arrested but refused to identify himself. At the county jail, authorities used fingerprints to confirm Blankin as the suspect.
"He stated he was an artist that makes things from garbage," the arrest report read.
Blankin faces charges for giving a false name and obstruction without violence.
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Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
So it's not his body his choice?
Where is the How Brave crowd?
Where is the How Brave crowd?
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
Can’t blame the guy for wearing just a thong. It’s humid as hell in Florida.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:33 pm to DavidTheGnome
Synthetic
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:33 pm to carhartt
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:40 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger's property
Or the headline could read “Just another normal day in Florida”
This post was edited on 4/8/19 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:43 pm to DavidTheGnome
If going to the beach and then building things with garbage while wearing a speedo is a crime then just lock me up right now.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 12:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
It's always Florida.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 1:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
I wish they would do this to all the people that wear their pants halfway down & you have to stare at their underwear.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 2:08 pm to DavidTheGnome
Florida gonna Florida....
Posted on 4/8/19 at 3:29 pm to DavidTheGnome
Easy on the discrimination folks. He identifies as a contractor.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 4:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
Honestly, I was more interested in seeing pics of the garbage fort.
Here's an unrelated but good one, like The Goonies if they lived in broke-arse Buttfrickistan.
Here's an unrelated but good one, like The Goonies if they lived in broke-arse Buttfrickistan.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 5:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
I think mods should limit the trashy Florida stories to 3 per day.
Posted on 4/8/19 at 5:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
I chuckled at the thread title
Posted on 4/8/19 at 6:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
Sometimes a villain origin story is needed.
Posted on 4/9/19 at 9:51 am to DavidTheGnome
Florida always got some weird shite going on.
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