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This year’s stomach bug has to be a weaponized biological agent
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:17 am
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:17 am
Someone fricking kill me. The whole house is down. I literally use hand sanitizer and wash my hands like crazy and still got it. Deleting my search history just in case I pass in my sleep tonight.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:17 am to toosleaux
Lesson learned: don’t eat arse
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:18 am to toosleaux
This has been an awful head cold season as well
Usually by April it is over with
Usually by April it is over with
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:18 am to toosleaux
Sorry AIDS has destroyed your immune system
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:20 am to toosleaux
no kids here. healthy as an ox, dude
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:20 am to toosleaux
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I literally use hand sanitizer and wash my hands like crazy and still got it.
Well you got sick because you're a woman and caused your immune system to suck.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:20 am to theunknownknight
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Lesson learned: don’t eat arse
I actually think this is what’s saving me. Been keeping the immune system on its toes.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:22 am to TH03
My doctor uses hand sanitizer after every patient. He is literally a genius so I will follow his lead.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:23 am to toosleaux
I'm in the office for the first time this week. Can't wait to head home and get in bed.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:28 am to Mr Perfect
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healthy as an ox
Always wondered this, are oxen notoriously healthy animals? My family has had two wiener dogs and neither of them has ever been sick, so I guess you could say “you’re healthy as a wiener dog” and still prove your point.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:33 am to toosleaux
Due to our overly sterile environment our immune systems don't get a workout and we don't shrug off minor ailments like we used to. Our ancestors would have shat in the ditch and got back to plowing the back 40.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:35 am to Jim Rockford
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Our ancestors would have shat in the ditch and got back to plowing the back 40.
Some of us still do...
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:36 am to TheAstroTiger
Your doctor does that for his patients as well as him. He's also around sick people all day every day. A bit different than you.
I never use hand sanitizer and never get sick. My immune system isn't weak.
I never use hand sanitizer and never get sick. My immune system isn't weak.
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 11:37 am
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:37 am to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
I think it's supposed to be "strong as an ox".
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:39 am to toosleaux
Hand sanitizer won’t kill gastroenteritis.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:39 am to toosleaux
Just FYI, two of my kids and wife had it last week. Turns out it was the flu.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:39 am to toosleaux
Like I have posted before, this year's virus is just trying to weed out the weaklings.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:40 am to Jim Rockford
I roll in the dirt every Wednesday. Keeps my immune system skrong
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:42 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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awful head cold
Yes. Im on week 2. I’ve had fricking flu that hasn’t held me down like this shite.
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:44 am to toosleaux
I had the stomach flu 2 weeks ago....thought I was gonna lose my mind....started coming on for a week before with horrible cramps, then the fever, along with severe stomach pain, shits etc...didn't truly get better till last week...seemed like a 14 day event total....fricking horrible
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 11:45 am
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