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This year’s stomach bug has to be a weaponized biological agent

Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:17 am
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:17 am
Someone fricking kill me. The whole house is down. I literally use hand sanitizer and wash my hands like crazy and still got it. Deleting my search history just in case I pass in my sleep tonight.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61310 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:17 am to
Lesson learned: don’t eat arse
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74686 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:18 am to
This has been an awful head cold season as well

Usually by April it is over with
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26295 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:18 am to
Sorry AIDS has destroyed your immune system
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:20 am to
no kids here. healthy as an ox, dude
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:20 am to
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I literally use hand sanitizer and wash my hands like crazy and still got it.


Well you got sick because you're a woman and caused your immune system to suck.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20733 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:20 am to
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Lesson learned: don’t eat arse


I actually think this is what’s saving me. Been keeping the immune system on its toes.
Posted by TheAstroTiger
Member since Jun 2018
3101 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:22 am to
My doctor uses hand sanitizer after every patient. He is literally a genius so I will follow his lead.
Posted by Mac
Member since Nov 2007
14808 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:23 am to
I'm in the office for the first time this week. Can't wait to head home and get in bed.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4392 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:28 am to
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healthy as an ox


Always wondered this, are oxen notoriously healthy animals? My family has had two wiener dogs and neither of them has ever been sick, so I guess you could say “you’re healthy as a wiener dog” and still prove your point.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:33 am to
Due to our overly sterile environment our immune systems don't get a workout and we don't shrug off minor ailments like we used to. Our ancestors would have shat in the ditch and got back to plowing the back 40.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38223 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:35 am to
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Our ancestors would have shat in the ditch and got back to plowing the back 40.



Some of us still do...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:36 am to
Your doctor does that for his patients as well as him. He's also around sick people all day every day. A bit different than you.

I never use hand sanitizer and never get sick. My immune system isn't weak.
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 11:37 am
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6685 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:37 am to
I think it's supposed to be "strong as an ox".
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:39 am to
Hand sanitizer won’t kill gastroenteritis.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:39 am to
Just FYI, two of my kids and wife had it last week. Turns out it was the flu.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:39 am to
Like I have posted before, this year's virus is just trying to weed out the weaklings.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66452 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:40 am to
I roll in the dirt every Wednesday. Keeps my immune system skrong
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:42 am to
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awful head cold


Yes. Im on week 2. I’ve had fricking flu that hasn’t held me down like this shite.
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
6726 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 11:44 am to
I had the stomach flu 2 weeks ago....thought I was gonna lose my mind....started coming on for a week before with horrible cramps, then the fever, along with severe stomach pain, shits etc...didn't truly get better till last week...seemed like a 14 day event total....fricking horrible
This post was edited on 4/5/19 at 11:45 am
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