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re: This woman is upset & frustrated that random men can’t stop touching her

Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:39 am to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
14229 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:39 am to
The only man that ever touched her was possibly a gas station clerk who accidentally touched fingers when her while handing her a pack of cigarettes from behind the counter.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26087 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:41 am to
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I think she's confusing being large and bumping into people all the time with 'men putting their hands on her'.

My guess is that she presents herself as a dude and probably gets hit with the brotherly shoulder pat, back slap, etc.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25775 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:42 am to
She could go to a furry convention without wearing a costume.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90847 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:43 am to
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Sooo...some dykes were mean to you and you let them toss you out, and in retaliation you stole a bunch of random people's property and forced them to get wet for the crime of being at the same concert?
accurate

eta in the moment i was hoping either we AT LEAST took the lesbos' umbrellas or made other patrons pissed at the security goons who bounced us for not watching their stuff.
This post was edited on 8/1/25 at 10:45 am
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
8290 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:44 am to
She has just slow enough processing to get a govt check.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
4350 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:46 am to
She couldn't get a date in a prison with a fistfull of pardons.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1772 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:48 am to
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I think she's confusing being large and bumping into people all the time with 'men putting their hands on her'.


Had a buddy in college that had this problem but opposite of being large. Because he was short he always misconstrued being in a packed bar with guys bumping into him and wanting to fight him. Not sure how many times myself and other friends had to intervene. Me and my roommate had to put him on restriction to hanging with us because he was a liability.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5544 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:00 am to
Wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132924 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:04 am to
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eta in the moment i was hoping either we AT LEAST took the lesbos' umbrellas or made other patrons pissed at the security goons who bounced us for not watching their stuff.



That's like carpet bombing a city full of civilians in the hopes that maybe some military targets might be there.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90847 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:05 am to
was that wrong?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87638 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:05 am to
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That's like carpet bombing a city full of civilians in the hopes that maybe some military targets might be there.


well, sure, how else we gone get them commie bastards?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49479 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Had a buddy in college that had this problem but opposite of being large. Because he was short he always misconstrued being in a packed bar with guys bumping into him and wanting to fight him. Not sure how many times myself and other friends had to intervene. Me and my roommate had to put him on restriction to hanging with us because he was a liability.

Is he an accountant in Dallas now
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87638 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:06 am to
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Is he an accountant in Dallas now
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132924 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:06 am to
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Me and my roommate had to put him on restriction to hanging with us because he was a liability.


Not a bro move.

A bro move would have been to carry him on your shoulders like Master Blaster, putting yall above the crowd. Bonus points if he wore a long robe or trenchcoat.

What a wasted opportunity,
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54557 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:08 am to
Not even with a 10 foot pole
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2939 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:21 am to
Why do women clap or punch their hands when they are talking angrily? It's annoying as frick.
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
165 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:24 am to
Ralph Kramden: From here on in, we are deadly enemies. I don't want to see ya, I don't want to talk to ya, I don't want to have nothing to do with ya. If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side!

Ed Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16080 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:28 am to
I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86423 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:38 am to
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Why do women clap or punch their hands when they are talking angrily? It's annoying as frick.


Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27721 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:53 am to
The only man hands touching her are her own.
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