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This stand up young man comes to you and asks for a job
Posted on 5/22/15 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 5/22/15 at 4:58 pm
What do you tell him?
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 4:59 pm to lsuwontonwrap
You're a perfect candidate for my bait shop. Thank you for showing your interest and passion for my business.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:00 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I would hire him for the novelty of it then find some reason to use high powered electric magnets around him.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:00 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Usually people who do that stuff are ugly arse fat people that want to look different. That dude would be completely normal without all of that shite.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:00 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Hope he's applying to be a deck hand
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:00 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Hired if I was a commercial fisherman.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:00 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Here, take this broom.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:01 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Why yes, I do need a living, breathing coatrack.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:02 pm to lsuwontonwrap
He would be useful for hanging clothes when I'm shopping. 
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:02 pm to Jet12
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:03 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I can see the wall through his ear
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:09 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I'd use him as shark bait.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:11 pm to SwaggerCopter
quote:
That dude would be completely normal without all of that shite
Nah, there's still the mental illness.
As for me, once I wiped the vomit from the corners of my mouth I'd tell him, "no."
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:17 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Sure, I then would place the company safety policy concerning piercings in front of him and make sure he read it throughly and understood it, no discrimination lawsuits coming my way.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:18 pm to lsuwontonwrap
If ask him how it feels to know the only job you'll ever be capable of having is at Spencer's or a tattoo shop.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:19 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
What do you tell him?
"I hope I'm not speaking out of school or carping on this but from my lofty perch here you'll be swimming upstream trying to hook on with this firm. I fear you'll flounder if you try to tackle this heavy weight. I'm not just giving you a line or baiting you, if you'll excuse me now, I've got other fish to fry."
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:33 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I'd explain to him that there is an MRI machine in the breakroom.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:37 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Imagine how much that would suck for him to get punched in the face
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:41 pm to lsuwontonwrap
There is a guy I went to HS with that is my FB friend and he looks look that, not as many piercings but close along with a mohawk and multiple visible tattoos. He "works" in IT and is constantly bitching about not being able to find work and when he does they never work out and he is gone within a week or two. Besides bitching about how shitty the job market is he also posts about 10 anti-cop and police brutality articles a day. If I was really friends with him I would tell him the only reason he can't find a job and has to worry about police is because he chooses to look like a freak but I am not so I just SMH and laugh. I have a theory that people know what they are doing is self-destructive but they do it so they have an excuse when they fail, that way they can always blame it on others judging them based on appearance.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 5:47 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Is he gator bait?
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