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re: This is wonderful!!!! The Oscars are getting even better in 2024!

Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11191 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:07 pm to
The ghost of Sammy Davis Junior is sitting back, lighting up a Cuban Cigar, and cursing at what all he missed:

Color: dark black

Heath: blind in one eye and very short

Sexuality:plans to ask the rest of the rat pack to introduce him to their left overs (maybe even Marilyn).
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37137 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:07 pm to
Your lack of tranny production assistants has negated your candidacy

Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:11 pm to
How the hell could Schindlers List even be made?
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17127 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:14 pm to
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If a particular movie does not have enough people of color or disabled people or gays or lesbians working on the set—and what is “enough” will be determined by a knotty tangle of byzantine formularies—then that movie will no longer be eligible for an Oscar.


So in other words it’s the Special Olympics.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:26 pm to
Take the time to read the credits of the shows and movies you watch and see if you notice anything
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
62567 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Starting in 2024, producers will be required to submit a summation of the race, gender, sexual orientation, and disability status of members of their movie’s cast and crew.
They should wear patches on their close indicating their greivance rank.

Imagine, in a world... if hollywood focused on... making better movies. What if?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154131 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

The ghost of Sammy Davis Junior is sitting back, lighting up a Cuban Cigar, and cursing at what all he missed:
The United Nations General Assembly passed a resolution equating Zionism with racism. Black entertainer Sammy Davis, Jr., a convert to Judaism, was quoted as saying: "What a breakthrough! Now, finally, I can hate myself!"

Posted by TigerStripedHeels
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
70 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:30 pm to
Hmmm.

Let’s extend that to sports. Obviously, most sports have the minority thing covered. But let’s make every team have a certain number of gays and disabled people on them, and make rules that say they have to play a certain percentage of the game.

But let’s not stop there. Let’s force every company or workplace to employ a certain number of each category. If there aren’t enough, then there will be big penalties regarding tax breaks, etc. Government agencies who don’t meet the criteria will lose funding.

Let’s just completely eliminate the necessity of certain skills, knowledge, and/or physical abilities. We can start assigning people jobs to make the process easier. And most likely if your parent held a certain job, you’ll be the most capable person to hold that job after them, so eventually, we won’t even have to go through a selection process at all.

White, straight people are the only ones who have to be worried. But who cares? They’ve had it made for so long.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37607 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:31 pm to
Prog world is a disgusting place.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28281 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:34 pm to
The 2020s in America, where racial discrimination and prejudice is official policy of every woke corporation and organization in existence.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:35 pm to
I refuse to watch any movie that doesn’t have a disabled black trannies as the lead character.
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1507 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:36 pm to
Don’t care
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13716 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:39 pm to
Imagine giving a shite about the Oscars. Hollywood hates us. We should return the sentiment.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8588 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:49 pm to
this country has lost it's mind.

Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5159 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:50 pm to
Oscar has lost it's luster.
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11514 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:53 pm to
The only good thing about shite like this is it makes life simpler by making it easy to identify the people, places and things that I will longer support.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133351 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:55 pm to
Because the quality of a movie no longer matters, only that it filled a quota
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72151 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:58 pm to
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They're pigeonholing themselves into not mattering.


They did that years ago.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133351 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:58 pm to
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They will need more disabled gay trangender minorities on the paryroll. The heck with coding...start transforming for money



You don’t even have to chop off the twig and berries to be a woman these days.

“And the Oscar for best female actress goes to…the bearded lady at table 3.”
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112522 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 9:01 pm to
Lololololololol
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