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This is the dumbest fricking celebrity currently living

Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:29 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4924 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:29 am
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Gwyneth Paltrow SLAMMED by Piers Morgan for hilariously woke Goop posts calling men 'penis-bearing people' and 'the people with a prostate'

LINK
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36236 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:30 am to
Well I do bear a penis and have a prostate.
Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
291 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:30 am to
Which, according to the woke among us, is wrong because what if it is a girl penis? What about the trannies???
This post was edited on 8/20/22 at 10:32 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259960 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:31 am to
quote:

dumbest fricking celebrity


There's a strong correlation between these two.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145085 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:31 am to
quote:

penis-bearing people' and 'the people with a prostate'
i mean it is true
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94894 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:31 am to
You expect anything less from a person who markets a candle scented like their pussy?
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9027 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:31 am to
Sigmund Freud's penis envy theory is well and alive.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:31 am to
Careful

Never underestimate the dumbness of celebrities.

Example: Rosie O’Donnell still breathes.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Goop


The hand cleaner?
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Rosie O’Donnell

Do not want to smell her pussy candle
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164071 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:33 am to
quote:

the people with a prostate

Isn’t this transphobic? Tranny men may have a fake penis made through surgery but they don’t have a prostate. When keeping it woke goes wrong.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4924 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:34 am to
What a goofy looking idiot.

Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80185 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:38 am to
Real talk, I didn’t realize until this thread that only men have prostates(?)
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1250 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:41 am to
quote:

What a goofy looking idiot.

Am I supposed to pretend she's not attractive just bc she's a dumb bitch?
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36236 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:42 am to
I’d smash her goofy looking arse with her pussy scented candle nearby.
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:48 am to
I've never understood why she's a big deal. She's not ugly but she's not very attractive either.

She looks like a prude. But she fricked Harvey Weinstein and tries to convince the world that her snatch smells like a candle, so she clearly isn't a prude. She still seems like a real bore to be around, though.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20064 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:50 am to
Why care about celebs, boss?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259960 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:50 am to
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Am I supposed to pretend she's not attractive




Take the makeup off, stop the photoshop effects and most of these celebs aren't that good looking. The entire industry is built on slight of hand and fiction.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94894 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:54 am to
One of the bigger examples of that is Cameron Diaz, IIRC.

Take her makeup off and she looks like a pepperoni pizza.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48272 posts
Posted on 8/20/22 at 10:54 am to
Her and Anne Heche kind of look alike. Is there any chance that she might also kill herself in a fiery automobile crash?

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