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re: This is more proof that cargo shorts are making a comeback

Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:04 am to
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:04 am to
The OT: where wanting to look good makes you "gay."
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:07 am to
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A dude wearing cargo shorts looks like more of a man


No actually he looks like a sloppy high school kid.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61538 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:07 am to
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quote:
I prefer comfort


like normal shorts are not comfortable?

ding ding ding

Why do these macho, cargo wearing baws fail to realize that hipsters, sjw, minorities, and gays wear cargos?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:09 am to
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I care more about comfort than looks.


Yes, because not looking sloppy and being comfortable are mutually exclusive.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:12 am to
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The only thing I would definitely never wear is blue jean shorts.


Cargo shorts are not far off from jorts. All you trashy baws are gonna make us the new florida...

"LSU fans wear cargo shorts" is gonna be the new chant.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:13 am to
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Cargo shorts are not far off from jorts. All you trashy baws are gonna make us the new florida...

"LSU fans wear cargo shorts" is gonna be the new chant.


We're already a pretty sloppy fan base.
Posted by Steadyhands
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:14 am to
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Newsflash: regular shorts are comfortable too, and you dont look like a sloppy schmuck in your wrinkly baggy arse shorts


So, its between sloppy schmuck and beta shmuck? Explain the sloppy part though, not following this.
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
86703 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:15 am to
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Explain the sloppy part though, not following this.


baggy clothes look sloppy

cargo shorts are generally too long and loose, thus they look sloppy

cargo shorts are the equivalent of wearing an over sized tshirt

This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 10:17 am
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61538 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:15 am to
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We're already a pretty sloppy fan base.
definitely one of the worst in the SEC
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:16 am to
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So, its between sloppy schmuck and beta shmuck?


No. The sloppy cargo wearing shorts guys are generally more beta.

quote:

Explain the sloppy part though, not following this.



He explained it already.
Posted by kwalt1989
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:16 am to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:20 am to
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So, its between sloppy schmuck and beta shmuck


I'm picturing douche in his cargos telling himself how alpha he is similar to the pictures of nerds in fedoras thinking they are so sophisticated.
Posted by Steadyhands
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:22 am to
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I have no idea why this gets so much attention. I mean I'll admit to falling into the cyclical nature of arguing over this ridiculous issue.


I agree.

The picture you posted is of a beta looking dude. The cargo shorts I would wear, the rest I agree is in poor taste. You could not swap those with 4 pocket shorts and call it any better.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:27 am to
Post a picture of the type of cargo shorts you wear then.
Posted by 12Pence
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:28 am to
Can't decide which ones to get





Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:28 am to
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Yes, because not looking sloppy and being comfortable are mutually exclusive

When did I ever say this
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7202 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:28 am to
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baggy clothes look sloppy cargo shorts are generally too long and loose, thus they look sloppy


Well, if that were the case, I would agree. However the cargo shorts that I wear are the "normal" shorts, but with 2 extra slightly larger pockets on each side. They are the same length and same fit.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9652 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:29 am to
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The only people that care about what's "in-style" are betas and high schoolers.


You could not be more wrong on this.


hot, high class women want a sharp dressed man.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:30 am to
Most of the cargo shorts I see people wearing look like the ones KG posted.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 5/19/16 at 10:30 am to
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They are the same length and same fit.



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