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This is a long shot but trying the OT

Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:54 pm
Posted by Strannix
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Member since Dec 2012
54360 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:54 pm
Gotta get the boys down to 30A for an elite travel ball World Series, the rings are 1200 each not to mention the travel, hotel rooms, 30 packs of White Claw for the wifey etc.

Here is what I am offering, I’m a world class plant operator, I can come work a double holiday overtime shift in trade. No one can sit on their arse looking at lights on the board pounding Monsters with a giant claw hook of Skoal in like me. But wait there’s more, when I fall asleep and crash the unit I can call up maintenance crying jumping up and down to blame them for my stupidity better than anyone alive.

Any takers?
Posted by jmorr34
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1546 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:57 pm to
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wifey

Interested in this as payment, pending pics
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
62164 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:57 pm to
I bet you dripped skoal all over your shirt and keyboard typing that stupid shite.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86131 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:58 pm to
What’s your kids names
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54360 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:58 pm to
I can’t swing this tournament and make the note on my King Ranch F250
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17512 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:58 pm to
I used to be the engineer on call who y’all all call an idiot. BTW, I don’t get paid extra for being called out. Just here to serve the idiot rednecks of the world who have brother in laws in some sort of power.

I did have your back tho getting that treadmill budgeted for the control room. I checked, and less than 10 miles have been logged on it in the last year. Fat, worthless fricks
This post was edited on 10/15/26 at 1:05 pm
Posted by AmishSamurai
Member since Feb 2020
4332 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:58 pm to
What's the ask:

1. You need more work to afford Jaxon's 10U glory?

2. You need someone to take your family to 30A?

3. You just need attention?

Posted by AmishSamurai
Member since Feb 2020
4332 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:59 pm to
What's the ask:

1. You need more work to afford Jaxon's 10U glory?

2. You need someone to take your family to 30A?

3. You just need attention?

Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54360 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:59 pm to
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What’s your kids names


Paxteauxn and Stonewall Jaxxton
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31155 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 12:59 pm to
Start with pics of wife.

Posted by AmishSamurai
Member since Feb 2020
4332 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:00 pm to
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Paxteauxn and Stonewall Jaxxton


This is a solid start ...

Definite single-A ball potential in those names
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64604 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:01 pm to
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giant claw hook of Skoal


Sounds old school, are these your grandkids?
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1546 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:01 pm to
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Stonewall Jaxxton

This would be a great alter
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
6702 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:03 pm to
Just have the boys stand outside of Walmart and ask for donations. People love that stuff. They can’t say no. And it teaches them early that begging works.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20642 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

...treadmill budgeted for the control room. I checked, and less than 10 miles have been logged on it in the last year. Fat, worthless fricks


I thought we were going to make it through one post without this shite but NOOOOOO!!!! You couldn't do it.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54360 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:04 pm to
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Definite single-A ball potential in those names


Wife is hitting up all the D1 Coaches, bigger money in college now. The issue is all these coaches are retarded, yeah Jaxxton is 5'3 140# but he can rip it in the cage and had been on 43 All-Star Teams, ring on every finger. Just his Louis Vuitton sliding glove is worth a scholly to at least an ACC Team
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
68027 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:04 pm to
Plant life really like Homer Simpson job?

Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3550 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:05 pm to
1200 for a ring? Wtf
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2457 posts
Posted on 10/15/26 at 1:06 pm to
FACTS!
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