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re: Things you do to intentionally annoy/aggravate your SO?
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:36 am to urinetrouble
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:36 am to urinetrouble
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Sing the same lines from current pop music songs over and over as I'm walking around the house.
i'm all about that base
bout that base
no touble
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:36 am to TigerFanatic99
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I only do it for things that there are no consequences for being late.
Seems like you are only half-assing it then
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:36 am to DonChowder
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Message Posted by DonChowder With my ex wife - clean guns at the kitchen table.
Trashy FWIW
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:36 am to cleeveclever
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I’ll sometimes sing a verse
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harmonize with a chorus
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I’ll start singing a different song
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Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind”
Did you marry your BFF so your parents don't find out you're gay?
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:37 am to Jakesonaplane
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Seems like you are only half-assing it then
I just want to rustle her jimmies, not build up to divorce. She takes punctuality seriously.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:39 am to cleeveclever
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Things you do to intentionally annoy/aggravate your SO?
Pop one of her thumbs and run away. Drives her batshit crazy until I pop the other one.
Karate chop her in the neck.
Intentionally leave windshield wipers in up position when turning car off.
Tell her that her LSU face tattoo is crooked.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:41 am to mikelbr
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LSU face tattoo
Wait... what?
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:41 am to cleeveclever
Toss one of the cats in with her while she's showering.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:42 am to nerd guy
Put my dick in the wrong hole...of her sister.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:45 am to mikelbr
Mikee!!
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:46 am to The Third Leg
Bitch please. That bitch could NEVER get past the level of GF. Although, with the examples of the sorry pussy starved hardleggers here, I'm sure she'll find a sucker somewhere.Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:46 am to cleeveclever
When listening to the radio I'll say "I love CCR (or any random band)" knowing it's not the correct band and she corrects me every time.
ETA: I also change lyrics to songs to make them perverted or dumb, she gets pissed at that too, although I'm usually pretty decent at making the made up song flow with the real song
ETA: I also change lyrics to songs to make them perverted or dumb, she gets pissed at that too, although I'm usually pretty decent at making the made up song flow with the real song
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 9:48 am
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:47 am to TigerFanatic99
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disclosure: I only do it for things that there are no consequences for being late.
Like what?
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She takes punctuality seriously.
As she should. I've cut habitually late friends completely out of my life. It's incredibly disrespectful.
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 9:48 am
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:49 am to cleeveclever
When I ask her "what's wrong?" and she answers "Nothing" I say "Ok" and go about my business.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:51 am to LouisianaLady
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It's incredibly disrespectful.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:51 am to cleeveclever
Usually farting in a serious moment. Nothing better when having a talk about getting closer, then ripping a smelly assbuster.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:52 am to CaptainPanic
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Randomly shove a finger up her bum
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:53 am to TigerFanatic99
Let loose the gas after a dinner of chili, burritos and fried eggs.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:57 am to cleeveclever
I pinch her arse every time I walk by her. It only annoys her about half the time, though.
Also, I call her a gump relentlessly and quote the movie every chance I get. For example, when she says or asks something silly, I'll quote that part of the movie where the Army recruiter asks Forrest if he's given any thought to his future and Forrest responds, "THOUGHT?" (great line in general).
Also, I call her a gump relentlessly and quote the movie every chance I get. For example, when she says or asks something silly, I'll quote that part of the movie where the Army recruiter asks Forrest if he's given any thought to his future and Forrest responds, "THOUGHT?" (great line in general).
Posted on 11/20/14 at 10:01 am to GRTiger
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Also, I call her a gump relentlessly and quote the movie every chance I get. For example, when she says or asks something silly, I'll quote that part of the movie where the Army recruiter asks Forrest if he's given any thought to his future and Forrest responds, "THOUGHT?" (great line in general).
I don't call her a gump, but when I "help" with the laundry and screw it up and she asks me why I did it I answer "BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DRILL SERGEANT!?"
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