re: Things you can't comprehend people not realizing they're being douches doing

People who slow down while going through an intersection. This happened to me twice from two different drivers the other day. They were already going slow as frick, and then their brake lights came on as they went through a green light despite not a soul in front of them. I've never wanted to murder someone so badly in my life.

People who speed up to get in front of you only to immediately turn. I laid my horn on the a-hole that did this to me the other day. There was no one behind me.

99% of people absolutely suck at life.

People that just mozy across in a diagonal or otherwise non-direct route when you're in a car and let them cross as a pedestrian. Or who walk right in the middle of the lanes in parking lots and act like they don't know you're there.

I guess generally just people who won't gtfo of the way.

It's a specific type of person usually.

People who have first grade grammar skills:

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Things you can't comprehend people not realizing they're being douches doing

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The ultra-competitive guy playing party games.

Ruins it for everyone...

People who order an obnoxious amount of food in the drive-thru

Scratch off ticket buyers

People who speed through residential neighborhoods and completely disregarding stop signs.

People that feed alligators at Disney World.

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People that pay gym memberships

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huh?

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texting and/or playing on phone while walking down a busy city street

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welcome to most of big city America these days

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frickers that just stand on escalators or moving sidewalks. Get your lazy arse out of the way.

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"locals to the left" - if you want to stand on a escalator, fine....get your arse over to the right as far as possible

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I actually hate slow people, especially slow walkers. I've got shite to do, get out of the way.

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then leave earlier

I cant stand people that sprint for the train every morning. There's another train in 3 fricking minutes, if you're running...you're already late

I will agree with you on tourists though. I get it you're here to see shite, but a million other people have to live and work, have some semblance of understanding when you're in the fricking way. Dont stand in the middle of the sidewalk, or in a doorway, oblivious to everyone else.

and groups of 4 or 5 who take up the entire sidewalk curb to curb strolling along. If you want to stroll and talk, fine, but get out of the damn way for everyone else.

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Leaving grocery carts in an empty parking spot, now that's douchbagery

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agreed, but my neighborhood grocery store has ZERO cart return spots in the entire parking lot. I have to walk an empty cart all the way back to the store

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People in grocery stores oblivious to everything going on around them. Stepping back without looking. Barging around corners. Blocking a whole isle

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hell yeah

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frickers that just stand on escalators or moving sidewalks. Get your lazy arse out of the way.

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You will be run over in Europe for this.

Women who get to the cash register at a grocery store, chat up the cashier the whole time he is scanning her groceries and when he tells her the amount to pay, only then does she start digging through her suitcase....er, I mean, purse, to start searching for her wallet to get a card out to pay. She removes half the items in her purse looking for her wallet. Then she can't decide which card to use.

Or, worse, she digs for her checkbook and then starts writing a check to pay.