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There’s nothing better than a morning back massage
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:05 am
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:05 am
Well yes there is. It could’ve ended with some good old fashiond head but it didn’t but man it was good. I’ve been having a bad knot in my back for over a month and Mrs. Gumbo offered to rub it out with some lotion for me earlier. I had two choices of lotion scent: beach or French Lavendar. I chose French lavendar so “it could smell like a French whore was massaging my back”, so beach it was. It was really tight but now it’s loose and I’m laying on the heating pad in euphoria.
Marry a woman who gives great massages and the rest will come.
Marry a woman who gives great massages and the rest will come.
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:05 am to TDsngumbo
Yes there is, a front massage
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:06 am to fr33manator
Touché
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:08 am to TDsngumbo
I've got a knot on my dong she can rub out
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:08 am to TDsngumbo
Just ask Robert Kraft. He just wanted a massage too...
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:08 am to TDsngumbo
Better be ready for when she drops the "remember when I gave you that morning back rub, baby..."
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:09 am to TDsngumbo
quote:what?
I had two choices of lotion scent: beach or French Lavendar. I chose French lavendar so “it could smell like a French whore was massaging my back”, so beach it was.
Also, congrats on the sexual massage.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:09 am to TDsngumbo
Woke up to an old fashioned eh
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:09 am to TOSOV
And I’ll drop the “remember when you didn’t swallow my dick, baby”.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:09 am to TDsngumbo
Robert Kraft agrees.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:10 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
Marry a woman who gives great massages and the rest will come.
Didn't sound like that was the case...
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:12 am to BurningHeart
Well Gumbo Jr was in the room playing on the floor so I was cock blocked. If only he knew how to ride a bike maybe he would’ve been outside.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:14 am to TDsngumbo
Women don’t give great massages. For me it takes a strong man to give me a good massage. You must be a little fairy with a weak back 
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:15 am to el Gaucho
quote:
For me it takes a strong man to give me a good massage. You must be a little fairy with a weak back
You sound manly.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:38 am to TDsngumbo
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If only he knew how to ride a bike maybe he would’ve been outside.
Subtle reference.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:50 am to TDsngumbo
Funny thing about my back is it’s located on my cock
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:52 am to TDsngumbo
I’m giving myself a morning penis massage
Posted on 2/23/19 at 8:56 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
I’m laying on the heating pad in euphoria.
This is a mistake...
You should ice it, not heat it.
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:45 am to TDsngumbo
Need to have an intervention with her and let her know how back rubs end
This post was edited on 2/23/19 at 9:48 am
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