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There is now a special mattress for fat people

Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:23 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:23 am
Why lose weight when you can just pay extra for a special mattress to support your bulk?


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Big Fig was started in 2016 by a father-daughter team with one goal in mind: provide heavier individuals with a mattress that caters to their needs. Using their family’s years of experience in the mattress manufacturing industry, Big Fig produced a mattress with the strength and durability required to support more weight while still providing pressure relief and comfort to the sleeper.



Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34788 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:28 am to
Man, that's a sight I really didn't want to see so early....
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:37 am to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20405 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:38 am to
Given that everyone except the OT are fat slobs, pretty wise business move.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:39 am to
Is she wearing the blanket?
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19074 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 5:56 am to
Fat people need love too
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 6:17 am to
quote:

Is she wearing the blanket?


Yes. Their solution to fat people not fitting in clothes was to cut a hole in a blanket.
They call their clothing line Large Marge
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27873 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:28 am to
Damn, fatties just need to lose weight. It doesn't take much effort to see a change. No need to create a new mattress for them.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60155 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:30 am to
Many far people have genetics that makes it hard to lose weight
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:30 am to

Pretty good design. I can't even see the CPAP machine.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:34 am to
He looks like he is smuggling watermelons.

And her head looks like a 5 gallon bucket.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27873 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Many far people have genetics that makes it hard to lose weight


More difficult, but not impossible. Americans generally eat like shite and don't want to do what it takes to lose the weight.

Genetics play a role, but not an insurmountable one like people like to say:
LINK
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60155 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:44 am to
Yes but a lot of these people have happy thyroid
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10687 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Many far people have genetics that makes it hard to lose weight


People say they just can’t lose weight then have gastric bypass surgery and lose weight. They talk about it like it is a miracle. When in reality if they would have just eaten the same diet before the surgery that they are forced to after the surgery they would lose the exact same weight.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27873 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Yes but a lot of these people have happy thyroid



Which doesn't prevent people from losing weight if they are disciplined enough to do what it takes. There's a boat load of research and articles that are tailored to people with hypothyroidism and weight loss.

It just comes down to whether it's a priority to lose the weight or not.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10206 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:03 am to
Yeah, people have special mattresses for being fat, they want airline seats to be bigger, they want special clothing stores and any number of accommodations. They want everyone to change their approach to cater to their morbidity instead of losing weight.

Meanwhile, you have the media screaming bloody murder anytime someone suggests that people should stop eating in excess. They're called insensitive fat shaming assholes. Yet, if you smoke a cigarette, you're a piece of shite social pariah.

(Not that I advocate smoking or being obese, it's just interesting how we shame one behavior but not the other.)
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 9:27 am
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:05 am to
Meat shakin' on the bone.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:22 am to
I can just hear the stomachs gurgling in that photo.
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
3335 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Using their family’s years of experience in being full of fat fricks who can’t sleep right because they’re too fat ,



FIFY
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 9:28 am to
Since the fattest people in America tend to most likely be the ones in poverty, I'd imagine there will soon be a government subsidy to buy one of these fatty mattresses.
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