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There is a certain grave in France women really enjoy visiting. (NSFW)

Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:56 pm
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Victor Noir (27 July 1848 – 11 January 1870) was a French journalist. After he was shot and killed by Prince Pierre Bonaparte, a cousin of the French Emperor Napoleon III (r. 1852–1870), Noir became a symbol of opposition to the imperial regime. His tomb in Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris has become a fertility symbol.


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A life-sized bronze statue was sculpted by Jules Dalou to mark his grave, portrayed in a realistic style as though he had just fallen on the street, dropping his hat which is depicted beside him.

The sculpture has a very noticeable protuberance in Noir's trousers. This has made it one of the most popular memorials for women to visit in the famous cemetery. The myth says that placing a flower in the upturned top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. As a result of the legend, those particular components of the otherwise verdigris (grey-green oxidized bronze) statue are rather well-worn and shiny, as are the tips of the boots.





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This post was edited on 6/13/23 at 5:57 pm
Posted by FLTech
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:58 pm to
That’s called polishing the head
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:59 pm to
Hoes gonna hoe
Posted by cypresstiger
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:59 pm to
Is that a bronze protuberance in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:59 pm to
Guy gets more action now than when he was alive.
Posted by Chrome
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 5:59 pm to
When you get more action dead than alive.

ETA Damn it WW2
This post was edited on 6/14/23 at 5:58 am
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:02 pm to
gahdam

shoulda hired those horned up women to do the statue of liberty restoration

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:02 pm to
Dude has been dead over 150 years and is still pulling better tail than most guys.

And he doesn’t even have to try.
This post was edited on 6/13/23 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Ghost of Colby
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:04 pm to
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Pierre Bonaparte

He posts here
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:06 pm to
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Is that a bronze protuberance in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Inevitable. Funny. But inevitable.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:06 pm to
This dead ole baw got a only fans page? Lets get this ole baw a security camera up and make sure he can RIP WINK WINK
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:09 pm to
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Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:11 pm to
Glossy and polished by multiple means..
Posted by adamau
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:13 pm to
At least she was respectful enough to wear black
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:15 pm to
I recognize that thong anywhere. That's Liz.
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:17 pm to


This post was edited on 6/13/23 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Shanegolang
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:28 pm to
Old baws pecker is hard as bronze!
Posted by Basura Blanco
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:30 pm to
Does that chick use KY or Brasso?
Posted by jkylejohnson
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:32 pm to
Dude getting more action than 99% of the OT
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 6:32 pm to
This is why you should click on every thread. You never know what you'll find.
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