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The world cannot handle any more of these shrewd Craigslist negotiators

Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:30 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:30 am
how can anyone possibly make any money with these astute businessmen only willing to pay bottom dollar?!?

i know, i know... dear diary

bit in all seriousness, i have been an avid craigslist salesman for quite a few years. I have sold everything from a chair to a car; a playstation to my body. Most recently i have listed a couch. Naturally, i listed the couch for 25% higher than i really want for it because, well, its craigslist and no one pays full price on craigslist.

This morning i check my email and i have the expected response.

quote:

bottom dollar. I NEED to know the least amount you are willing to take for it.


I love and hate this response at the same time. does he think im just going to say "wow, you got me. it is listed for $X, but since you NEED to know my bottom price, ill let it go for $10."

Instead, i always reply the same way "I think $X is a pretty fair price, but i am willing to entertain any reasonable offer."

i just think it is pretty silly that som estranger thinks another straner is going to cut him a deal because he said the magic words and asked for the lowest price.

i guess its better than the guy who asks if im willing to trade it for a broken down lawnmower and $30.

until next time diary,
XOXO D
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66535 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:30 am to
PITA
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:33 am to
You sold your body? You now a slave?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:34 am to
yeah, but because someone asked my lowest price, i only went for $8 and a 6-pack.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32887 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:43 am to
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:45 am to
quote:

I have sold everything from a chair to a car; a playstation to my body.


Must run in your family.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61791 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:47 am to
Deal with it. You out stuff on Craigslist so expect to come across idiots
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:48 am to
I talked a guy selling an unused racing helmet down from 50 to 15 bucks a few months ago. You never know when someone is just looking to purge shite.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30038 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:50 am to
10$ and you get to give me a handjob.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:53 am to
Did you sell your body previously on this couch to make it doubly weird?
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2810 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Instead, i always reply the same way "I think $X is a pretty fair price, but i am willing to entertain any reasonable offer."


i always tell them "i'm not bidding against myself. if you're interested in it, make me an offer."
Posted by Biggereztiger
Member since Apr 2012
1019 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:57 am to
I blame Bernie
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:03 am to
Deal!

and this counts as a contract so you cant take it back.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15390 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:11 am to
Sold a few things myself and always get this kind of answer. They make no offer and want you to come off your price - wanting you to bid against yourself. Uh huh right. GYFO.

Once I responded with a higher price than what was listed. Told him it was my special price for having to respond to his dumbass email.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26536 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:13 am to
quote:

only willing to pay bottom dollar

quote:

I have sold...my body

I thought is was a fair offer.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:22 am to
whats worse was when he made me pick up the dollar with my bottom. But hey... a buck is a buck.
Posted by 03GeeTee
Oklahomastan
Member since Oct 2010
3427 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:25 am to
I've gotten above asking price on Craigslist before by playing the buyers against each other.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30038 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Deal!

and this counts as a contract so you cant take it back.




Don't offer me a good time.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:34 am to
I have a 50 Sony tv about 10 years old. what can I get for it on Craigslist with these sharp negotiators? I want $20 and someone to take it away.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30038 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 8:36 am to
You give me 20 dollars and deliver it.
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