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re: The Voyager golden records have uranium on them to serve as clocks
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:49 am to bad93ex
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:49 am to bad93ex
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My thoughts are that "First contact" will happen once we are able to achieve interstellar travel.
Or maybe we're the most advanced. First contact will happen when we land on a primitive world where the people shite in their hands and smear it on their own faces and the space progressives will start shuttling them to earth and handing them EBT cards.
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Posted on 6/7/26 at 8:13 am to shutterspeed
Could NASA possibly make those symbols any more abstract?
—Proves you’re not an advanced alien
—Proves you’re not an advanced alien
Posted on 6/7/26 at 8:25 am to nealnan8
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Why would we assume that aliens would know what uranium is?
We're not assuming anything. We're using the best thing we have.
None of this is all that difficult to understand.
Posted on 6/7/26 at 8:27 am to The Eric
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Would time dilation affect any of this?
Not unless the lifeform reading Vger had travelled close to light speed for a bit or spent time near a black hole. Vger is moving at 10 miles/sec, though that's not going to dilate time any appreciable amount, relatively speaking.
Posted on 6/7/26 at 8:30 am to Huey Lewis
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when we land on a primitive world where the people shite in their hands and smear it on their own faces and the space progressives will start shuttling them to earth and handing them EBT cards
If the current trend continues, this does seem to be more than plausible.
Posted on 6/7/26 at 8:30 am to weagle1999
Could've stuck a McDs cheeseburger on it.
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