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The "tell everyone something interesting about yourself" bit
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:28 am
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:28 am
I'm at a work event (~150 people) and it's the second time I've been here recently. I know they are going to get everyone up to introduce themselves. Last time they requested we all day what we do, year experience, and an "interesting fact" about ourselves. Most people would say, I like to hunt, or I build cars on the weekend. I hate these things (the awkward intros) with a passion. So this time I'd like to go in with something to throw everyone off. Just a complete lie that is somewhat believable. Like "my grandfather invented floss". Something that will turn heads and people will be pretty sure I'm lying, but couldnt prove it. What's the OT got?
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Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:30 am to KG6
"I've got a butt plug in".
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:30 am to KG6
I rode an ostrich here
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:31 am to TigerHam85
I said i wanted something they couldnt prove. Butt plug is an easy check. You dont evem need google.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:32 am to KG6
My basement is full of missing children.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:32 am to KG6
I invented post-it notes
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:34 am to Salmon
I've gone with "i grew up in a theme park"..when they ask what the theme was, i just say "trailer"....
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:37 am to hehateme
I put on my left shoe first every day to screw with people that say put your right foot forward
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:39 am to KG6
I've killed and eaten a Snipe.True.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:42 am to KG6
tell them that, when steve perry quit the band journey, that you auditioned for the lead singer role and actually got it. however, you turned it down because of stage fright issues that you've had in the past.
maybe they'll ask you to sing.
maybe they'll ask you to sing.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:42 am to KG6
I used to be a civil war reenactment enthusiast, but they kicked me out when I tried to change the script
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:47 am to KG6
Tell them you have a very strong TD presence
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:47 am to Rouge
I was a "Wheel of Fortune" contestant and couldn't win enough to pay my plane ticket back.
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:48 am to KG6
"I don't wear rubbers and I NEVER, NEVER EVER pull out."
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:51 am to KG6
"I'm HIV positive"
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:52 am to KG6
I was born black
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:52 am to KG6
I asked random people what I should say, because I can't think for myself..
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:53 am to KG6
Tell them you did time for manslaughter
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:53 am to KG6
Say "All lives are matter"
This post was edited on 8/17/15 at 6:56 am
Posted on 8/17/15 at 6:53 am to KG6
During the 88-90 seasons, I was the a Green Power Ranger
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