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re: The reputation that cats have for being clean is just false

Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:23 pm to
cats are fricking gross
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:39 pm to
I didn't even mention how they hold their tail up in the air so you can see their butthole and then they wipe their arse on your leg.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:44 pm to
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. learn how to spell fgt




Really? Spell the words you want to say then.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19957 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:46 pm to
They are just reminding you of your place in the world.

Dogs will wipe their arse on the floor and bed sheets.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:49 pm to
Google how they cause several psychological issues and may cause cancer. They walk in their own shite in the litter box then tramp the bacteria around the house which winds up in our food or in the mouths of crawling babies.
Cats. Are. fricking. Gross.

I think they are cool animals but I would never own one.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:50 pm to
A friend of min has a cat that shits in the toilet and pisses in the sink. Pretty cool
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29911 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:50 pm to
FACT: if you have a housecat, somewhere in you home is an open container of shite.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22019 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:52 pm to
I have indoor cats. They puke on my rugs, spit up nasty arse hair balls, they scratch items and frick them up, their breath smells like fish, they leave hair all over the place, the 16 yr old gal sometimes will crap on a rug or right where I will step on the turd. They are useless and just eat, sleep, ruin stuff, and basically suck.

They are here only because I love my wife and kids and put up with it for them.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19957 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:55 pm to
What do you think a dog does when it steps in its own shite and you let it inside?

quote:

Google how they cause several psychological issues and may cause cancer.


This is like the pseudo-scientific babble anti-vaxxers believe in...
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:09 pm to
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This is like the pseudo-scientific babble anti-vaxxers believe in...


You are obvioulsy eaten up with toxoplasma. Godspeed.
Cat ownership in childhood has now been reported in three studies to be significantly more common in families in which the child is later diagnosed with schizophrenia or another serious mental illness," the authors reported in a press release.
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This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 1:11 pm
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:24 pm to
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Google how they cause several psychological issues and may cause cancer


Cat poop may cure cancer

Cats are the unsung heroes of mental health

In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:26 pm to
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In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?


Google cats and toxoplasma.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:33 pm to
i see. good thing my cat is lazy and doesnt hunt anything. still seems safer than having a dog eat its own shite then lick your face though
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:35 pm to
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Cat ownership in childhood has now been reported in three studies to be significantly more common in families in which the child is later diagnosed with schizophrenia or another serious mental illness,


That's because cats have the Eye, & can perceive the spirit world intersecting w/ ours.



Kids are more sensitive to uncommon energies & vibrations vs adults because they do not have the social conditioning yet to interfere w/ those senses. Cats help kids see ghosts
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:37 pm to
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see. good thing my cat is lazy and doesnt hunt anything. still seems safer than having a dog eat its own shite then lick your face though


Dogs don't carry it.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:42 pm to
didnt say they did. im just saying it seems safer to have a cat that may or may not hunt something that is infected and then have that possibly get to you than to have a dog that eats its own shite and then licks your face
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49203 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:53 pm to


Only rebeloke can pull something like this off.

What are the chances that's really a Chicken alter?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:55 pm to
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Dogs are loyal, cats could give 2 flips.


Cats are at least not dumb for remaining weary of humans - humans are shitty, shitty beings.

Dogs are jingoistic morons who spend life forwarding each other the same recycled chain emails/memes about how JUST SO FREAKING AWESOME people are.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64554 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:59 pm to
I agree. They're disgusting.

Their domestication involved keeping them around to catch vermin. They were never meant to be faithful companions.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12784 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:58 pm to
Cats are terrible. They get shite caught in their fur, they track their litter everywhere and they stink up the house. If it weren't for the fact that my wife had her cats prior to me meeting her, I would never own a cat. And that's with one of the sweetest cats I've ever met being the only surviving cat in my house. I fricking pity her, but I hate her so much.
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