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Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:39 pm to Robin Masters
I didn't even mention how they hold their tail up in the air so you can see their butthole and then they wipe their arse on your leg.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:44 pm to 13SaintTiger
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. learn how to spell fgt
Really? Spell the words you want to say then.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:46 pm to rebeloke
They are just reminding you of your place in the world.
Dogs will wipe their arse on the floor and bed sheets.
Dogs will wipe their arse on the floor and bed sheets.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:49 pm to rebeloke
Google how they cause several psychological issues and may cause cancer. They walk in their own shite in the litter box then tramp the bacteria around the house which winds up in our food or in the mouths of crawling babies.
Cats. Are. fricking. Gross.
I think they are cool animals but I would never own one.
Cats. Are. fricking. Gross.
I think they are cool animals but I would never own one.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:50 pm to rebeloke
A friend of min has a cat that shits in the toilet and pisses in the sink. Pretty cool
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:50 pm to rebeloke
FACT: if you have a housecat, somewhere in you home is an open container of shite.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:52 pm to rebeloke
I have indoor cats. They puke on my rugs, spit up nasty arse hair balls, they scratch items and frick them up, their breath smells like fish, they leave hair all over the place, the 16 yr old gal sometimes will crap on a rug or right where I will step on the turd. They are useless and just eat, sleep, ruin stuff, and basically suck.
They are here only because I love my wife and kids and put up with it for them.
They are here only because I love my wife and kids and put up with it for them.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:55 pm to Robin Masters
What do you think a dog does when it steps in its own shite and you let it inside?
This is like the pseudo-scientific babble anti-vaxxers believe in...
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Google how they cause several psychological issues and may cause cancer.
This is like the pseudo-scientific babble anti-vaxxers believe in...
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:09 pm to Clames
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This is like the pseudo-scientific babble anti-vaxxers believe in...
You are obvioulsy eaten up with toxoplasma. Godspeed.
Cat ownership in childhood has now been reported in three studies to be significantly more common in families in which the child is later diagnosed with schizophrenia or another serious mental illness," the authors reported in a press release.
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This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:24 pm to Robin Masters
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Google how they cause several psychological issues and may cause cancer
Cat poop may cure cancer
Cats are the unsung heroes of mental health
In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:26 pm to spaceranger
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In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?
Google cats and toxoplasma.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:33 pm to Robin Masters
i see. good thing my cat is lazy and doesnt hunt anything. still seems safer than having a dog eat its own shite then lick your face though
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:35 pm to Robin Masters
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Cat ownership in childhood has now been reported in three studies to be significantly more common in families in which the child is later diagnosed with schizophrenia or another serious mental illness,
That's because cats have the Eye, & can perceive the spirit world intersecting w/ ours.
Kids are more sensitive to uncommon energies & vibrations vs adults because they do not have the social conditioning yet to interfere w/ those senses. Cats help kids see ghosts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:37 pm to spaceranger
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see. good thing my cat is lazy and doesnt hunt anything. still seems safer than having a dog eat its own shite then lick your face though
Dogs don't carry it.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:42 pm to Robin Masters
didnt say they did. im just saying it seems safer to have a cat that may or may not hunt something that is infected and then have that possibly get to you than to have a dog that eats its own shite and then licks your face
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:53 pm to rebeloke
Only rebeloke can pull something like this off.
What are the chances that's really a Chicken alter?
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:55 pm to BayouNation
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Dogs are loyal, cats could give 2 flips.
Cats are at least not dumb for remaining weary of humans - humans are shitty, shitty beings.
Dogs are jingoistic morons who spend life forwarding each other the same recycled chain emails/memes about how JUST SO FREAKING AWESOME people are.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 1:59 pm to rebeloke
I agree. They're disgusting.
Their domestication involved keeping them around to catch vermin. They were never meant to be faithful companions.
Their domestication involved keeping them around to catch vermin. They were never meant to be faithful companions.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 2:58 pm to rebeloke
Cats are terrible. They get shite caught in their fur, they track their litter everywhere and they stink up the house. If it weren't for the fact that my wife had her cats prior to me meeting her, I would never own a cat. And that's with one of the sweetest cats I've ever met being the only surviving cat in my house. I fricking pity her, but I hate her so much.
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