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The reputation that cats have for being clean is just false

Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:11 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:11 am
The notion that cats are clean is a pre-germ discovery mentality. Sure cats sit there all holier than though and look down there noses at dogs who are admittedly filthy creatures but that doesn't dismiss the mountain of evidence against cats being unclean creatures either. For one, their liter box is a cesspool of fecal matter. They get kudos for being house trained but walking in and out of the litter box is a strike against cleanliness. Secondly, again kudos for the effort, they do clean themselves but it is by licking themselves. The mouth is a reservoir for bacteria. So forgive me if I don't recognize licking yourself as a form of cleanliness. Third, kudos for the depopulation, their favorite pass time is hunting birds and mice. Two species known to carry all kinds of diseases. Four, kudos for low maintenance, they often drink out of the toilet. Not exactly a germ free zone there kitty. All in all they get kudos for the PR campaign but the truth is they are no better than dogs!!
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:14 am to
will read again
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14165 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:14 am to
quote:

walking in and out of the litter box is a strike against cleanliness

How the frick do you expect them to get in and out?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:15 am to
Having a rough Monday?
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:25 am to
I have a cat and it is legit dirtier than my dogs.

Example: every day when I get home it greets me outside by rolling around in the dirt.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:28 am to
Ever enlightening, Rebeloke. As a token of my appreciation, have this.

Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19957 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:40 am to
Dogs eat cat shite. /thread
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:40 am to
At least they don't eat the litter box feces like dogs do.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:55 am to
i have never seen a cat eat cat or dog shite...dogs however
Posted by sandraccoon
In the middle of nowhere
Member since Apr 2013
1545 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:56 am to
quote:

For one, their liter box is a cesspool of fecal matter.

How about you clean the thing daily and not have this problem you filthy animal?
quote:

our, kudos for low maintenance, they often drink out of the toilet. Not exactly a germ free zone there kitty.

What...if...I told you...that the water in the toilet...is the same water that is in the....wait for it...sink /mindblown

Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:04 am to
One question: since you think it is the same water, would you be willing to dip a glass into your toilet and take a drink?
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:07 am to
what kind of cat drinks out of the toilet? mine drinks out of the sink

also, my cat goes outside and shits in the yard and then covers it up instead of eating it like a dog.

dogs are dumb creatures with way too much energy
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 11:10 am
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:10 am to
quote:

holier than though


stopped reading here. learn how to spell fgt
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2147 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:10 am to
Dogs are loyal, cats could give 2 flips.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:12 am to
thats not true.
my cat sits and waits for me in the driveway every day and then follows me around the house when im home. if hes inside when i get back, he always scurries his fat arse up to the door to greet me even if hes mid nap

cat saves kid from dog attack
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 11:16 am
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:12 am to
Cats are nasty
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:15 am to
Rebeloke is mad online. I've never seen a cat drink out of a toilet. In fact, it seems pretty difficult logistically.

My cat doesn't go outside, pees and shits in one central location, and generally minds her own business. You gave a lot of kudos for an animal that you apparently don't like.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66503 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:16 am to
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 11:18 am to
quote:

So forgive me if I don't recognize licking yourself as a form of cleanliness.


Self-licking pussy is proof of Intelligent Design
Posted by Rekamyah
Ovadalevee
Member since Jun 2008
1866 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

What...if...I told you...that the water in the toilet...is the same water that is in the....wait for it...sink


I let my wife in on that little secret a few years back. She freaked the f...ck out. She thought it was separate.....like there was another line or something especially for toilet fill-water.
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