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The Real Puppetmaster

Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:47 am
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7061 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:47 am





I, for one, welcome our new condiment overlord
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18462 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:49 am to
Give the guy a break

he obviously can't afford bookends and has to use different condiments
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130568 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:49 am to
He looks like a Michael Myers halloween mask.
Posted by Fat Harry
70115
Member since Mar 2005
2325 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:50 am to
Perfect for smoking those meats.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17516 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:51 am to
Come on guys. Mark smokes briskets and he’s just like the rest of us.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
9001 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:52 am to
quote:

He looks like a Michael Myers halloween mask.


weirdly accurate.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16941 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:52 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87309 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:52 am to
What a fricking weirdo
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6864 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:53 am to
Just another nerd with a webpage that enjoys bbq sauce
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130580 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:53 am to
I wonder if he’s advanced AI in synthetic human skin.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87309 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:54 am to
quote:

He looks like a Michael Myers halloween mask.


weirdly accurate.
honestly we'd be better off with Michael Myers running that company.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33038 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:54 am to
Smoking those meats my good man
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6216 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:54 am to
Had to change their corporate structure because Facebook is dragging everything they own down.

Everybody and both sides of the aisle hate Facebook
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59211 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:55 am to
Just a sick Metaphile, if you ask me.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130580 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:57 am to
quote:

honestly we'd be better off with Michael Myers running that company.


Michael Myers is pure and honest.

I mean, sure, he’s pure evil, and he’s gonna dangle your wriggling body from a kitchen knife, or brain you with a hammer until you drool blood out your caved in skull…but you KNOW he’s going to do that. There’s no trickery, no obsfucation.

We deserve an evil tech company that tells us the TRUTH.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68357 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 7:59 am to
His dead eyes are creepy AF
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7228 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 8:03 am to
I love BBQ but why on God's Earth would you keep your BBQ sauce on a book shelf ? Something is wrong with that boy.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36242 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 8:03 am to
Dude has no soul
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25482 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 8:30 am to
quote:

He looks like a Michael Myers halloween mask.


The original was based off of a mold of William Shatner’s face for Captain Kirk, I believe.

Zuckerberg is a space-man...confirmed.




ETA: After looking longer at the wide shot, two questions pop into my head.

1. What are the chances those are the stock photos that came with the picture frames?

2. What is that thing on the middle shelf on the picture’s left? A wooden cone with a demonic pigeons head attached?
This post was edited on 10/29/21 at 8:34 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87309 posts
Posted on 10/29/21 at 8:40 am to
None of those are real books in that photo either. Those are staging props which makes the bbq sauce bookend even more bizarre.

Freak.
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