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The obsession with fantasy football...
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:28 pm
...and the dweebs who think of nothing else for 4 months out of the year. shite is corny. What the hell are you doing with your life?
I'm not talking about the dude who joined a league, drafted some players, and devotes 30 min/week to his team. I'm talking about the nerds who are in 3-5 leagues and spend every waking moment scheming for their teams. Buying and selling Excel spreadsheets for calculations. It's like Dungeon's & Dragons but with sports. You got dudes who don't even root for "their" real teams anymore, they just root for the players on the numerous fantasy teams they have.
oh, you traded LeGarrette Blount because you don't think he's a reliable enough option as a starter? I don't give a frick. I'm trying to enjoy my beer and watch the real-life game.
Be chubby
Be listening to obscure podcasts for draft tips
Be in multiple leagues
Be not having sex because fantasy
Be uninterested in sex because fantasy
Be this for 4 months out of every year
I'm not talking about the dude who joined a league, drafted some players, and devotes 30 min/week to his team. I'm talking about the nerds who are in 3-5 leagues and spend every waking moment scheming for their teams. Buying and selling Excel spreadsheets for calculations. It's like Dungeon's & Dragons but with sports. You got dudes who don't even root for "their" real teams anymore, they just root for the players on the numerous fantasy teams they have.
oh, you traded LeGarrette Blount because you don't think he's a reliable enough option as a starter? I don't give a frick. I'm trying to enjoy my beer and watch the real-life game.
Be chubby
Be listening to obscure podcasts for draft tips
Be in multiple leagues
Be not having sex because fantasy
Be uninterested in sex because fantasy
Be this for 4 months out of every year
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
I bet you are one of those people who brag that they have never watched an episode of Game of Thrones.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
Amen, I've never understood how people let this waste of time consume their lives
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
It is kind of weird. Its usually all the neckbeards who never played football too. 
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
You suck at Fantasy... Noted....
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
Hi Pecker, long time fan.
I agree with you and I have no questions regarding this post.
Thanks.
I agree with you and I have no questions regarding this post.
Thanks.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
sheesh. someone got left out of their friends league
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
This is how this normally plays out.
Someone asks you what your hobbies are.
You list one that has no inherent value and is just a time waster.
You get bashed.
We all laugh.
Someone asks you what your hobbies are.
You list one that has no inherent value and is just a time waster.
You get bashed.
We all laugh.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:30 pm to Pecker
i like most of your threads, but this was a poor, poor effort. what a shame
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:31 pm to Pecker
I play Fantasy Life
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:31 pm to Pecker
I mean, and then you have "losers" like this guy
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:31 pm to Pecker
I'm in three leagues costing abotu $250 total. i also pay $50/year for an online cheat sheet becuaese i don't research for myself. I typically finish in the money and break even between the three. So let's see on your checklist...
Be chubby yes
Be listening to obscure podcasts for draft tips no
Be in multiple leagues yes
Be not having sex because fantasy no
Be uninterested in sex because fantasy no
Be this for 4 months out of every year meh
Be chubby yes
Be listening to obscure podcasts for draft tips no
Be in multiple leagues yes
Be not having sex because fantasy no
Be uninterested in sex because fantasy no
Be this for 4 months out of every year meh
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:32 pm to LSUZombie
She's way too good looking for him.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:32 pm to LSUZombie
a million bucks?
this is the OT, son
this is the OT, son
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:32 pm to Pecker
You try entirely too hard on here.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:33 pm to LSUZombie
That dude is way out kicking his coverage with her
Well up until he got a check for a mil
Well up until he got a check for a mil
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:33 pm to Carson123987
quote:
i like most of your threads
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:33 pm to LSUZombie
quote:
I mean, and then you have "losers" like this guy
And then you have the thousands of other dudes who look and act just like him but without the $1M
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:33 pm to Pecker
It's a joke
Despite being asked multiple times every year i have never joined one.
The only fantasy worth a shite is baseball
Despite being asked multiple times every year i have never joined one.
The only fantasy worth a shite is baseball
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:34 pm to Pecker
Eh. I can see how it can become addictive. It's kinda fun. I live with someone super into FF. But he also plays real sports and puts out. And doesn't play video games. So I guess there's a middle ground.
FWIW, he spends less time on fantasy than I do on here. I'm more of a loser than he is.
FWIW, he spends less time on fantasy than I do on here. I'm more of a loser than he is.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 3:36 pm
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