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The National Park Service wants humans to stop licking this toad

Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:18 pm
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:18 pm
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Go into almost any park and there's often reminders to refrain from going near, petting or feeding wildlife. Not licking strange animals was simply a given — until now.

"As we say with most things you come across in a national park, whether it be a banana slug, unfamiliar mushroom, or a large toad with glowing eyes in the dead of night, please refrain from licking," the agency wrote on Facebook this past week.

The toad, also known as the Colorado river toad, is about seven inches in size and carries a weak, low-pitched ribbit sound. But the creature is far from harmless. Sonoran desert toads secrete a potent toxin that can make people sick if they touch it or get the poison in their mouth, according to the National Park Service.

Despite the risks, some people have discovered that the toad's toxic secretions contain a powerful hallucinogenic known as 5-MeO-DMT.

A number of public figures have reported experimenting with the toad's extracted toxins. Boxing legend Mike Tyson has spoken about it, and some researchers have even begun to study it for its potential therapeutic benefits. President Biden's son, Hunter Biden, has written about using 5-MeO-DMT therapy as a form of addiction treatment.

The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration considers 5-MeO-DMT, as a Schedule 1 drug, meaning it is currently not accepted for medical use and has a high potential for abuse.



Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
991 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23298 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:20 pm to
NPS - don't tell me how to live my life.

Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:20 pm to
They're going after Pepe
This post was edited on 11/7/22 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2054 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:20 pm to
Head this on the radio this morning. The DJ made a joke that it helps with financial stress
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

President Biden's son, Hunter Biden, has written about using 5-MeO-DMT therapy as a form of addiction treatment.


Of course this fricking degenerate man-child is licking toads
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7944 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:03 pm to
didnt Beavis and Butthead do this?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156652 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:06 pm to
I hope they didn't lick his wet sprocket.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150415 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

toad, is about seven inches in size
lucky

fml
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6663 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:14 pm to


This has great meme potential
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:18 pm to
Upcoming: Joe Rogan tours the national parks.
Posted by Jameson2954
Member since Mar 2022
868 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:21 pm to
Nothing new
Posted by lz2112
Largo, Fl
Member since Oct 2019
1172 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:37 pm to
LA Law had an episode where they defended an old man who had been arrested for licking toads. That was in the 80s.

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38468 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:39 pm to


All glory to hypnotoad
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134664 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:39 pm to
Ribbeted for her pleasure?
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4975 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:42 pm to
Is it just me, or do all y'all want to lick one of these toads now that we've been told not to?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:45 pm to

I've seen a Vice on this toad. I believe they only 'appear' for a limited time of the year. They are endangered or low in number... and get slaughtered on the roads and highways every season they come out.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110973 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71108 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:48 pm to
Cant have any fun anymore.


frick this world

Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6133 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 3:50 pm to
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