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re: The Napkin Ring Paradox

Posted on 10/30/17 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 2:52 pm to
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Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 2:56 pm to
These things fascinate me. Did you know that if you had a string 6 inches off the ground wrapping all the way around the earth it would be the same length as a string wrapped around a basketball?
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 3:01 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 2:58 pm to
Not following that. What?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 3:01 pm to
Sorry, typo. I fixed it.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 3:02 pm to
Still wrong, the basketball is a circle but the string has to be squared.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 3:05 pm to
It makes complete sense if you’re not a dipshit. I don’t understand why this is such a revelation? It’s common fricking sense.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 3:10 pm to
Thank you. For a second I thought I had something mixed up.
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 3:40 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted by UpToPar
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Did you know that if you had a string 6 inches off the ground wrapping all the way around the earth it would be the same length as a string wrapped around a basketball?


Nope.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Your mind might not be blowing yet, but think about the implications. If you core an orange to create a napkin ring that is 2 inches tall, it would have the same volume as if you cored the earth to create a napkin ring that was 2 inches tall. This sounds absolutely impossible, but if you check the math, you’d find that it is very true.

I'm an absolute shite stain when it comes to math but I'm still calling bullshite on that. I don't have to work out the math and get it wrong 10,000 times to know, either.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Did you know that if you had a string 6 inches off the ground wrapping all the way around the earth it would be the same length as a string wrapped around a basketball?



Wowzers. What are you trying to say?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

I feel like I should check the math then. That don't sound right. Circumference don't matter, just the depth of the hole??



Its not the volume of the hole that is the same.

Its the ring itself.
Posted by northern
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Did you know that if you had a string 6 inches off the ground wrapping all the way around the earth it would be the same length as a string wrapped around a basketball?


WAT
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:03 pm to
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I feel like you should check the English.
I checked my english at the door bitch?

And maybe you should get your grammer right.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 5:04 pm
Posted by Halftrack
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:08 pm to
This is why I watch porn.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Did you know that if you had a string 6 inches off the ground wrapping all the way around the earth it would be the same length as a string wrapped around a basketball?


I think what you're looking for is the difference in length between a string 6 inches off the ground and the earth's circumference is the same as the difference between a string 6 inches off the surface of a basketball and the basketballs circumference.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

These things fascinate me. Did you know that if you had a string 6 inches off the ground wrapping all the way around the earth it would be the same length as a string wrapped around a basketball?

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:20 pm to
I thought this thread was to lament the slow extinction of the napkin ring.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:30 pm to
I thought it was going to be some cretin complaining about using napkin rings.

What would be next? Decorative throw pillows? Placecards? Guest towels?!?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 5:38 pm to
Proper guest towels, place cards, napkin rings, special milled soap for guests, calling cards, and written thank you notes are all signs of a robust and polite society.

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