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Vegas Cajun
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The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
I'll start.

19 years old, nightclub, drinking at 18 still legal in Louisiana. Very close to sealing the deal with a couple superhot bi girls on X for a threesome. Felt like a dream.

One cock-blocker in our midst, wingman, both of us going broke trying to get into one on or both their panties.

I tried to laugh at one of the girl's jokes way too hard and a giant, grotesque slug of snot shot out both my nostrils and, naturally, stuck right there on my mouth.

The chicks faces are forever scarred into my memory. They literally just turned and walked away, disappearing into the crowd.

Cockblocker gave chase but he was guilty of having also witnessed the horror and was thus gulagd as well. We still laugh to this day, but goddamn...

I haven't laughed at a girl's joke since.


jlovel7
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19 years old, nightclub, drinking at 18 still legal in Louisiana.


It's not legal to drink at 18 in Louisiana? What???


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Mr Clean
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
I accidentally upvoted an OweO post


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SEClint
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Realised I had called a cab service instead of a limo for my hookers upon their next day departure.


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East Coast Band
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Booyow
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Bruh, back in like 5th grade I was taking a math test and I was kicking ass. Like one of those ones that I knew I was going to ace and was flying through it. With like 5-6 questions left I knew that I was going to be the first one finished and had already shifted my body to be on the edge of my seat to go and turn it in first. Well unbeknownst to me, a fart came along and there was nothing to muffle the sound bc I only had one cheek on the seat. That thing was loud and had some bass to it.

Still finished first though


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Shepherd
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
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Very close to sealing the deal with a couple superhot bi girls on X for a threesome. Felt like a dream.
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So much truth in this post.


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High C
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
I shite on myself during drills at a summer football camp at Northwestern St. between 7th and 8th grades. Watery shit, at that.


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northshorebamaman
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
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both of us going broke trying to get into one on or both their panties.
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superhot bi girls on X
How much money can it take to rail a couple bisexual bar slores on ecstasy? That's a fricking layup.


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FLTech
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Me and the girl both farted at the same time while doing the 69. Yea we both stopped after that and just continued drinking


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TulaneFan
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
4th grade band concert in a packed gym, I proceeded to throw up all over myself and ran out of the gym crying lol


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Darth_Vader
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Probably the night I earned my red wings.


oleheat
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
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Me and the girl both farted at the same time while doing the 69. Yea we both stopped after that and just continued drinking


Just couldn't take that 68 more times, huh?


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northshorebamaman
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TheCaterpillar
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
I have so many embarrassing stories about myself that I can't pick one.


Darth_Vader
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Yeah. Birthday party, GF decides to give me my present in private in my bedroom. Key detail is the lights were off and she didn’t know she was starting (or so she said). I come come back to the party while she’s getting dressed, walk into the living room and I look like the joker.

Image: https://miro.medium.com/max/2560/1*1ztVrlPjKcrZZzUPENqoWg.jpeg


I’m my defense, I’d already consumed a rather large portion of the fifth of Southern Comfort my brother had bought me for my birthday.


PipelineBaw
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TX
Member since Jan 2019
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Called the President of the company I was working for "Dad" at a monthly safety.

ETA- By far not the most embarrassing but probably the most recent
This post was edited on 4/9 at 2:41 pm


The Torch
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Member since Aug 2014
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
I had my wife drop me off at the station and rode the train 20 miles to downtown Dallas for work one day.

After lunch we were walking back in a group (about 7-8) and I shite down both legs, full diarrhea.

Had to tell my boss, walk to the train, ride it with shitty pants, call my wife who left work to pick me up, then ride in the car.


The wife laughed all the way home


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TheIndulger
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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
I don’t get it


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