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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?

Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:44 pm to
Once a girl saw my pee pee :(
Posted by Vegas Cajun
Member since Apr 2020
23 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:44 pm to
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Actual OP story:


Pretty funny! Wish you were correct.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:46 pm to
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I don’t get it


He ate at the Y while Aunt Flo was in town
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
408 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:49 pm to
You are doing it wrong. Your bday means she goes down on you
Posted by roadkill
East Coast, FL
Member since Oct 2008
1842 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:51 pm to
1 - managing/coaching my sons in Little League. Was talking other team's manager prior to game. See the umpire drive up and get out of his car and start walking our way. I said to the other coach, "oh no, this is the worst, dumbest SOB of an umpire I've ever seen". Other coach motions to the ump and says, "Hey Dad, come here and let me introduce you to the other coach." ugh

2 - Colleague brought in a little local newspaper column of his daughter - she had won a full ride to Yale. I said, "dang, she must be adopted." Yep, she was.
Posted by Vegas Cajun
Member since Apr 2020
23 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:51 pm to
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Called the President of the company I was working for "Dad" at a monthly safety.


That's some Grade A cringe, there. I gotta steal and use that one.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
8000 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:52 pm to
I let out the biggest fart of my life as I was trying to lose my virginity.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64595 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:53 pm to
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You are doing it wrong. Your bday means she goes down on you


68+1=
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:57 pm to
Almost the same for me but one moment really sticks out. My life is one big collection of embarrassment moments but I reached the top once.

The one that sticks out the most:
***this one will also out me to friends who post on here.
Had my arse kicked bad by a girl with Downs’ Syndrome in middle school. A real fight. I didn’t “let” her win. It was a fight for my life. I was legit fist fighting her but I had no choice. Try not to judge but I understand with the info I’m giving. Won’t get into anymore details because yes it is worse than it sounds if you can imagine. If social media would have been around my life would have been over.





Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
408 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:58 pm to
See that is a key detail left out. i just hated thinking you got duped on your bday
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:01 pm to
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Had my arse kicked bad by a girl with Downs’ Syndrome in middle school. A real fight. I didn’t “let” her win. It was a fight for my life. I was legit fist fighting her but I had no choice. Try not to judge but I understand with the info I’m giving. Won’t get into anymore details because yes it is worse than it sounds if you can imagine. If social media would have been around my life would have been over.
Posted by MGP
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
359 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:02 pm to
Every day is a new day
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13496 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:02 pm to
First Saturday morning practice after my first high school varsity football game.
Coach would run us to death to exercise all the aches and pain out of you, before watching the game film.

The cheerleaders were practicing along the side line, so I pushed myself into the lane closest to them. Yelling hi girls every time I ran past.

Unfortunately, my mother made me eat a big breakfast before practice. I ended up bent over puking through my face mask right in front of them.

They moved to the other side of the field and remembered me well.
Posted by lovethetigers7
Member since Jul 2019
521 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:05 pm to
My wife (no pics) and I were standing in line at Academy. I have this bad habit of mocking people on TV when they say something goofy/stupid.

Well, this lady behind me says (in a very hickish tone/accent) "What-Everrrr".

I immediately, and when I say immediately I'm serious, mock her and repeat exactly what she said super loud.

The second after I said it, I could feel her burning a hole in the back of my head with her stare.

I set my items on the counter, promptly walked out of the store, got in my truck, started it and locked the doors. All of this while leaving my wife behind

I cringe just thinking about it to this day LOL
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
408 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:05 pm to
i got the boots put to me in Shady's parking lot and blacked out. woke up to find i had shite myself.
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:35 pm to
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That's some Grade A cringe, there. I gotta steal and use that one. 

The field hands at the meeting called me Junior for about a whole month after that one
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:40 pm to
Way too many to list. Sometimes, when I’m really baked, I think back on some of those times and imagine how my life would be different if those moments had never happened.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:45 pm to
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Very close to sealing the deal with a couple superhot bi girls on X for a threesome.


frick yeah bro, nothing better than a threesome with super hot bisexual chicks!

You sound like a 16 year old making up a story to impress your friends
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64595 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:47 pm to
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See that is a key detail left out. i just hated thinking you got duped on your bday


Some here are rather sensitive so I prefer to leave out what most civilized society would consider the more perverse, filthy, and unnatural aspects of certain events and or acts.
Posted by Vegas Cajun
Member since Apr 2020
23 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:49 pm to
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The field hands at the meeting called me Junior for about a whole month after that one


Savage! Hilarious, but savage. But who could resist, right?
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