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re: The most embarrassing moment you've ever had?
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:44 pm to Vegas Cajun
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:44 pm to Vegas Cajun
Once a girl saw my pee pee :(
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:44 pm to East Coast Band
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Actual OP story:
Pretty funny! Wish you were correct.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:46 pm to TheIndulger
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I don’t get it
He ate at the Y while Aunt Flo was in town
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:49 pm to Darth_Vader
You are doing it wrong. Your bday means she goes down on you
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:51 pm to Vegas Cajun
1 - managing/coaching my sons in Little League. Was talking other team's manager prior to game. See the umpire drive up and get out of his car and start walking our way. I said to the other coach, "oh no, this is the worst, dumbest SOB of an umpire I've ever seen". Other coach motions to the ump and says, "Hey Dad, come here and let me introduce you to the other coach." ugh
2 - Colleague brought in a little local newspaper column of his daughter - she had won a full ride to Yale. I said, "dang, she must be adopted." Yep, she was.
2 - Colleague brought in a little local newspaper column of his daughter - she had won a full ride to Yale. I said, "dang, she must be adopted." Yep, she was.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:51 pm to PipelineBaw
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Called the President of the company I was working for "Dad" at a monthly safety.
That's some Grade A cringe, there. I gotta steal and use that one.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:52 pm to Vegas Cajun
I let out the biggest fart of my life as I was trying to lose my virginity.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:53 pm to JoeNelson
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You are doing it wrong. Your bday means she goes down on you
68+1=
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:57 pm to TheCaterpillar
Almost the same for me but one moment really sticks out. My life is one big collection of embarrassment moments but I reached the top once.
The one that sticks out the most:
***this one will also out me to friends who post on here.
Had my arse kicked bad by a girl with Downs’ Syndrome in middle school. A real fight. I didn’t “let” her win. It was a fight for my life. I was legit fist fighting her but I had no choice. Try not to judge but I understand with the info I’m giving. Won’t get into anymore details because yes it is worse than it sounds if you can imagine. If social media would have been around my life would have been over.
The one that sticks out the most:
***this one will also out me to friends who post on here.
Had my arse kicked bad by a girl with Downs’ Syndrome in middle school. A real fight. I didn’t “let” her win. It was a fight for my life. I was legit fist fighting her but I had no choice. Try not to judge but I understand with the info I’m giving. Won’t get into anymore details because yes it is worse than it sounds if you can imagine. If social media would have been around my life would have been over.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:58 pm to Darth_Vader
See that is a key detail left out. i just hated thinking you got duped on your bday
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:01 pm to Soup Sammich
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Had my arse kicked bad by a girl with Downs’ Syndrome in middle school. A real fight. I didn’t “let” her win. It was a fight for my life. I was legit fist fighting her but I had no choice. Try not to judge but I understand with the info I’m giving. Won’t get into anymore details because yes it is worse than it sounds if you can imagine. If social media would have been around my life would have been over.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:02 pm to Vegas Cajun
First Saturday morning practice after my first high school varsity football game.
Coach would run us to death to exercise all the aches and pain out of you, before watching the game film.
The cheerleaders were practicing along the side line, so I pushed myself into the lane closest to them. Yelling hi girls every time I ran past.
Unfortunately, my mother made me eat a big breakfast before practice. I ended up bent over puking through my face mask right in front of them.
They moved to the other side of the field and remembered me well.
Coach would run us to death to exercise all the aches and pain out of you, before watching the game film.
The cheerleaders were practicing along the side line, so I pushed myself into the lane closest to them. Yelling hi girls every time I ran past.
Unfortunately, my mother made me eat a big breakfast before practice. I ended up bent over puking through my face mask right in front of them.
They moved to the other side of the field and remembered me well.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:05 pm to Vegas Cajun
My wife (no pics) and I were standing in line at Academy. I have this bad habit of mocking people on TV when they say something goofy/stupid.
Well, this lady behind me says (in a very hickish tone/accent) "What-Everrrr".
I immediately, and when I say immediately I'm serious, mock her and repeat exactly what she said super loud.
The second after I said it, I could feel her burning a hole in the back of my head with her stare.
I set my items on the counter, promptly walked out of the store, got in my truck, started it and locked the doors. All of this while leaving my wife behind
I cringe just thinking about it to this day LOL
Well, this lady behind me says (in a very hickish tone/accent) "What-Everrrr".
I immediately, and when I say immediately I'm serious, mock her and repeat exactly what she said super loud.
The second after I said it, I could feel her burning a hole in the back of my head with her stare.
I set my items on the counter, promptly walked out of the store, got in my truck, started it and locked the doors. All of this while leaving my wife behind
I cringe just thinking about it to this day LOL
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:05 pm to Soup Sammich
i got the boots put to me in Shady's parking lot and blacked out. woke up to find i had shite myself.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:35 pm to Vegas Cajun
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That's some Grade A cringe, there. I gotta steal and use that one.
The field hands at the meeting called me Junior for about a whole month after that one
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:40 pm to Vegas Cajun
Way too many to list. Sometimes, when I’m really baked, I think back on some of those times and imagine how my life would be different if those moments had never happened.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:45 pm to Vegas Cajun
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Very close to sealing the deal with a couple superhot bi girls on X for a threesome.
frick yeah bro, nothing better than a threesome with super hot bisexual chicks!
You sound like a 16 year old making up a story to impress your friends
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:47 pm to JoeNelson
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See that is a key detail left out. i just hated thinking you got duped on your bday
Some here are rather sensitive so I prefer to leave out what most civilized society would consider the more perverse, filthy, and unnatural aspects of certain events and or acts.
Posted on 4/9/20 at 3:49 pm to PipelineBaw
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The field hands at the meeting called me Junior for about a whole month after that one
Savage! Hilarious, but savage. But who could resist, right?
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