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re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:40 pm to Triple Bogey
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:40 pm to Triple Bogey
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“millimeter peter.”
Compensating a bit are we?
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:41 pm to Ed Osteen
Friend moves to L.A. and falls in love with a very hot Japanese girl with very conservative, traditional Japanese parents. He goes to meet the father at lunch in a private booth in a Japanese restaurant. The father asks if he likes "bukkake soba" which is Japanese noodles with broth (soba) poured over them. Bukkake means "splash on" in Japanese.
He thinks the father is talking about OT style bukkake. So, he says "I've seen in on the internet but I've never tried it." The father says it is very good. The conversation continues to the point where the father figures out this guy is talking about OT bukkake and not food, gets mad, asks the guy to leave.
This is what I was told. I believe my friend because he was crazy about this girl and they broke up rather quickly and he moved back to Dallas.
He thinks the father is talking about OT style bukkake. So, he says "I've seen in on the internet but I've never tried it." The father says it is very good. The conversation continues to the point where the father figures out this guy is talking about OT bukkake and not food, gets mad, asks the guy to leave.
This is what I was told. I believe my friend because he was crazy about this girl and they broke up rather quickly and he moved back to Dallas.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:43 pm to Brazos
quote:I last heard this around 1991 or so.
Cutting is slang for fckn now?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:48 pm to GarmischTiger
I have one I’ve shared here a few times. Back in the day when tinder first came out, I matched up and started talking to this very attractive girl. After talking for a few days, we agreed to meet the following night for some dinner and drinks.
Like any guy, I look her up on Facebook and scroll through all her profile pics, a bunch of others, and then scroll through some old albums with bikini pics.
I call her the next day and get no answer. Call that same night and get no answer, which threw me off.
I pull up her Facebook a few days later out of curiosity and realize that shuffling through her pics, I was accidentally liking every picture. I had cycled through almost a hundred pictures. She was likely getting an alert, one by one, as I was “liking” her pics. Including several year old bikini pictures.
I deleted the Facebook app immediately
Like any guy, I look her up on Facebook and scroll through all her profile pics, a bunch of others, and then scroll through some old albums with bikini pics.
I call her the next day and get no answer. Call that same night and get no answer, which threw me off.
I pull up her Facebook a few days later out of curiosity and realize that shuffling through her pics, I was accidentally liking every picture. I had cycled through almost a hundred pictures. She was likely getting an alert, one by one, as I was “liking” her pics. Including several year old bikini pictures.
I deleted the Facebook app immediately
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:51 pm to Ed Osteen
That's definitely cringeworthy.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:52 pm to shutterspeed
I learned that day I have a heavy index finger
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:53 pm to Thrawn
quote:
Compensating a bit are we?
It was late March and the water was freezing cold
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:56 pm to nickrolled
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my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”
they opened it in front of the entire party
no fricking way. i refuse to believe this. nothing in this thread can top this. i would've been sprinting out of that house
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:56 pm to Carson123987
I feel the same way but it’s so specific that it has to be true
I also really want it to be real
I also really want it to be real
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:59 pm to whit
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Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite)
what the frick
tears rolling over here
Posted on 3/22/18 at 6:59 pm to nickrolled
I’ve been embarrassed lots of times but this is the most recent.
A few months ago I was rushing into work. When I get to the lobby of my building, I see the doors of one of the elevators that is packed with people are starting to shut, so I sprint towards it. As I quickly lunge forward to stop the door I end up tripping over my own feet while simultaneously letting out a “WAIT WAIT WAAA” sound as I smack my face into the closing door in front of everyone.
My arm had made it through so the doors reopen and I end up collapsing halfway into the elevator, my legs still out on the lobby floor. I hear some of the women gasp and ask if I’m alright, and I can feel my nose start to bleed. The worst part is I can feel the doors start to shut again and my limp body is blocking them.
Finally one of the guys helps me up and I try to play it off like I didn’t just smack my face on the door in front of everyone. I was also the first one to get off the elevator because I work on the 3rd floor. Ended up taking the stairs and avoiding the lobby for a while after that.
A few months ago I was rushing into work. When I get to the lobby of my building, I see the doors of one of the elevators that is packed with people are starting to shut, so I sprint towards it. As I quickly lunge forward to stop the door I end up tripping over my own feet while simultaneously letting out a “WAIT WAIT WAAA” sound as I smack my face into the closing door in front of everyone.
My arm had made it through so the doors reopen and I end up collapsing halfway into the elevator, my legs still out on the lobby floor. I hear some of the women gasp and ask if I’m alright, and I can feel my nose start to bleed. The worst part is I can feel the doors start to shut again and my limp body is blocking them.
Finally one of the guys helps me up and I try to play it off like I didn’t just smack my face on the door in front of everyone. I was also the first one to get off the elevator because I work on the 3rd floor. Ended up taking the stairs and avoiding the lobby for a while after that.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:00 pm to Triple Bogey
Back in the a/s/l days of AOL, I was fooled by the devil that is the angled picture.
I arranged to meet this girl in Starkville and she was gross fat. I still don't know how she fooled me that bad - was it an old picture? Had she put on 100 lbs. in a year?
We were going to eat at a certain place, and I came up with a bullshite excuse that there was too many people - I knew a guy that worked there and I called him to see how crowded it was (I didn't know anyone that worked there) and just sort of hung her out to dry.
The same night, I called a girl that I had gotten her number in real life. We go out and we are heading home and she says she needs to go check on her roommate - some a-hole just left her hanging earlier in the night.
I did what anyone would have done. I dropped the class I had with her and never saw her again.
I arranged to meet this girl in Starkville and she was gross fat. I still don't know how she fooled me that bad - was it an old picture? Had she put on 100 lbs. in a year?
We were going to eat at a certain place, and I came up with a bullshite excuse that there was too many people - I knew a guy that worked there and I called him to see how crowded it was (I didn't know anyone that worked there) and just sort of hung her out to dry.
The same night, I called a girl that I had gotten her number in real life. We go out and we are heading home and she says she needs to go check on her roommate - some a-hole just left her hanging earlier in the night.
I did what anyone would have done. I dropped the class I had with her and never saw her again.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:01 pm to Triple Bogey
quote:
He started calling me “millimeter peter.” I ran back to the room and cried.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:05 pm to Ed Osteen
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I pull up her Facebook a few days later out of curiosity and realize that shuffling through her pics, I was accidentally liking every picture. I had cycled through almost a hundred pictures. She was likely getting an alert, one by one, as I was “liking” her pics. Including several year old bikini pictures.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:14 pm to Carson123987
shite was rough bruh, she was a big tittied blonde too. Never even tried to explain what happened, just took the loss
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:21 pm to ThatMakesSense
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I would have fired your arse on the spot.
Oh I don’t blame you. Imagine being in a room with 20-30 project manager baws getting trained on the companies estimating process and a dude starts crying introducing himself. Yeah. Please kill me.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:47 pm to nickrolled
I sent a condolence card to someone when his father died, but the father was actually terminally ill but still very much alive.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:57 pm to whit
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Oh I don’t blame you. Imagine being in a room with 20-30 project manager baws getting trained on the companies estimating process and a dude starts crying introducing himself. Yeah. Please kill me.
Where I woke some baw would have hit him with the “cough fggt cough”
Posted on 3/22/18 at 7:59 pm to nickrolled
8th grade sitting next to my buddy in class. I tell him I have to fart and he says do it. I said I didn't want to because it might be loud. He said he'll take the heat if it is.
I let it go and it's a show stopper. Before I could even look over to watch him assume his role, he jumps up and yells "oh my God, GRTiger, that is raunchy" while fanning his nose. Everyone obviously cracks up. I was red hot for the rest of the day.
The other one was when I was 14 on a family trip in Myrtle Beach. Met this 16-17 year old girl and we snuck out to the beach late at night. I was face deep in tits and knuckle deep in v, sure it was about to happen. Here comes my mom and two sisters, screaming at me all the way down. The girl runs off while I'm sitting there at full mast, being read the riot act.
I let it go and it's a show stopper. Before I could even look over to watch him assume his role, he jumps up and yells "oh my God, GRTiger, that is raunchy" while fanning his nose. Everyone obviously cracks up. I was red hot for the rest of the day.
The other one was when I was 14 on a family trip in Myrtle Beach. Met this 16-17 year old girl and we snuck out to the beach late at night. I was face deep in tits and knuckle deep in v, sure it was about to happen. Here comes my mom and two sisters, screaming at me all the way down. The girl runs off while I'm sitting there at full mast, being read the riot act.
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