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re: The Median Sexual Session is 5.4 Minutes

Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:18 am to
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:18 am to
As I get older, I'll try to finish real quick so I can fall asleep.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:18 am to
Meh. I ain't trying to impress nobody.
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Median Sexual Session is 5.4 Minutes
sounds about right.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:19 am to
if i ever bang a girl around 5 minutes and she complains, autistic-jacob will respond by citing this study post-coitus
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:20 am to
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But the fact that it actually occurs with some people is pretty hilarious


there was a time that if I did DS to start it would have lasted that long
Posted by MSMHater
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:21 am to
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if i ever bang a girl around 5 minutes and she complains, autistic-jacob will respond by citing this study post-coitus


SFP "pillow talk"?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:21 am to
that's a AMA/thread all on its own
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:23 am to
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Incidentally, this could explain why it becomes painful for a man to continue thrusting after ejaculating, since I get sleepy and my wiener gets soft.
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:23 am to
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What this suggests is that men’s repeated thrusting might function to displace other men’s semen before ejaculating,


That's why the penis is shape the way it is. As it retract, the shape of the head scrapes previous sperms that was attach to the vaginal lining. Evolution can be a bitch.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:23 am to
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33 seconds

This is usually the butt of a joke or something you hear in movies.

But the fact that it actually occurs with some people is pretty hilarious




Not if you think about baseball. Thinking about the Mets will make you last the whole 44 minutes.
Posted by saint amant steve
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:23 am to
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I don't think I have ever been less than 10-15 minutes.



I'm sorry to hear about the quality of women you have slept with.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:26 am to
IMHO, it just depends on the he chick and what kind of skills she brings to the table
Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:27 am to
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The average time for each couple (that is, averaged across all the times they had sex) ranged from 33 seconds to 44 minutes.


Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:29 am to
2 pages and everyone on the OT last 15-20 minutes. nice
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:30 am to
No shite
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:31 am to
Just pop some opiates and you will last all night.

I'm too old for that shite now, but back in college and the days of new pussy, it was fun.

I've been fricking the same woman for over a decade. 5.4 mins sounds fine to me now.
This post was edited on 4/4/16 at 10:33 am
Posted by saint amant steve
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:33 am to
quote:

33 seconds


quote:

Chapelle: I don't even believe in that. I don't. If I come man, it was right on time. That's how I see it. As far as I'm concerned I can't cum fast enough. And I'm sick of being vilified all the time.

Girlfriend: David, how could you? How could you cum?

Chapelle: I was fricking. What were you trying to do? ...cum? Well, I beat you.

You've got to work on your time, Baby. I'm down to a a minute-20.
Posted by The Pirate King
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Member since May 2014
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:33 am to
quote:

the middle couple goes for an average of 5.4 minutes each time they do it.


Freaking marathon runners.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:34 am to
The mean time, which is the average, was 484 seconds or 8.07 minutes.

LINK
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 4/4/16 at 10:36 am to
If I get off before my girl then that's her fault. We both started at the same time.
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