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re: The "Just Bring a Casserole" Low Maintenance Stage of Old Baw Dating.

Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:02 pm to
Consider the deeper underlying human nature psychology of Casserole Dating. It's an initial gesture of feminine submission which is irresistible to men. It also eliminates the low value "I don't need no man" boss bitches who men are trying to avoid. And if the woman sincerely covets the man, she's halfway to his heart very early in the game, she's sold him from the get-go. This is a unicorn that brings me food and sexual availability and who know when to leave. That's a woman that can probably flip the script on a man pretty easily, even the strongest man being so malleable in the hands of a cunning and persuasive woman.

Time to market this. I'd suggest we start with field studies conducted by Your Humble Pimpness.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:06 pm to
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I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.


If something happens to you, I'd e Mrs Poke My Bear.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:09 pm to
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So "casserole and chill". I may market this.



May I offer...

"Casserole and Smash her hole"
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30256 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:21 pm to
No. You may not.

That’s vile and disgusting. Use your gift with words better fr33.
Posted by DontPokeTheBear
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:22 pm to
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If something happens to you, I'd e Mrs Poke My Bear.


Aww man, thanks!



WAIT! WHAT?!?!?!
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:26 pm to
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minutes as the case may be


Minutes?

These baws must work in the industry.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45745 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:27 pm to
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Fastest way to a man's heart is through his

Sternum with a rib spreader.

But I’m good to bring casseroles over if he’s good to throw a steak on the grill every now and then.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:27 pm to
This thread reminds me of this woman:

Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30256 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:28 pm to
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It's an initial gesture of feminine submission which is irresistible to men


I find this fascinating- the female submission component.

I’d like to think that most women (my age anyways) who are strong and independent desire a stronger husband / partner so that she’s able to be vulnerable and submissive and feminine.

This only fully plays out though if she is, in many ways assured by her man that her vulnerabilities will not be violated.

Thoughts?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:36 pm to


Hi NoHo!
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:40 pm to
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Sternum with a rib spreader.




Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78852 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:42 pm to
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I’d like to think that most women (my age anyways) who are strong and independent desire a stronger husband / partner so that she’s able to be vulnerable and submissive and feminine.



I have recently explored this dynamic with a woman on an intellectual and practical level and it's kind of lit a philosophical and low intensity sexual fire. So, I could talk for days. But here's the gist-it's an ancient dance that respects our human nature and requires loving submission on her part and gentle and accepting dominance (or leadership if you prefer) on his part. MUCH harder to achieve than to discuss. Can the woman properly submit? Will the man be appropriately accepting and loving so that she feels secure? Will her feminine insecurities kill it? Will his masculine harshness kill it? So, I think someone like me would approach it from a very INTENTIONAL angle, spell things out, make the expectations clear.

For instance, when she inexplicably unravels will he be weak and rage, or will he be strong and pull her in closer and make her feel secure? Will she be submissive enough to elevate the peace he needs above her need to always deconstruct her emotions? These are very worthwhile goals that get that masculine-feminine good energy circle spinning. I see it as a circle, her femininity feeds his masculinity which feeds her femininity which....
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30256 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:48 pm to
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I see it as a circle, her femininity feeds his masculinity which feeds her femininity which....


Yes. Totally agree.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:49 pm to
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I see it as a circle, her femininity feeds his masculinity which feeds her femininity which....




The Whoroboros
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:50 pm to
Hey Aspy!! How you doing?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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124460 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:53 pm to
Hey NoHope! How ya been?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45745 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:56 pm to
Hey Fr33. Pretty good. Niece is almost done with school year. Going to San Diego in a few weeks for a 3 days. Hitting up Sea World and the water park. No big trips this summer. Planning a trip for next spring to Boston.

How you doin’?!
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78852 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:56 pm to
It's VERY difficult to get it right. It actually has to be a very intentional thing to work, a core principles philosophy between the couple. I will do this, and you will do this. In my bad moments you will react this way and vice versa. A man requires respect and peace, and a woman has to have room to safely explore her emotions and feel emotional security with the man and the two have to be aligned. And it by definition, has to start at or near the beginning of the relationship.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85044 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:06 pm to
Last time I did this, MadamSquirrel brought me over Hamburger Helper leftovers, and she had shingles, so no sex.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78852 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 3:09 pm to
Lucky bastard.
Festus has game.
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