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re: The "Just Bring a Casserole" Low Maintenance Stage of Old Baw Dating.

Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30258 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

giving her the spanking she needs.. next




mfGRT- I’d expect the butt stuff to be the deal breaker, not the spanking
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6551 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:33 pm to
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Tell me you read smut without telling me you read smut


Men WATCH smut. Women read it.

Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
518 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:33 pm to
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the spanking she needs


highly underrated and rarely emphasized enough
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78854 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:33 pm to
Look, we are mutually repellent!

RESPEK.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124462 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:35 pm to
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Tell me you read smut without telling me you read smut



Read it?


Oh sweetheart, I Write it .


From my latest book,
The Boobs of Cleavage Manor


~~~~
And so he reached tenderly out to her, prying soft skin from the prison of her petticoat. Her bosom now free, the darkness of her nipple in stark contrast to her alabaster flesh. He grasped her breast. It was like a bag of wet sand, malleable yet firm.

His face contorted as he soiled his pantaloons. "Was it good for you?, he queried.

"Oh yes, Lord frickington!", Cliterella squealed, "I orgasmed the most orgasamy orgasm ever. I wish all men could last as many seconds as you." She pulled her billowy skirts down, "I suppose you wouldn't mind this Hungarian Goulash I brought?" She said with a mischievous wink...

~~~~
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
518 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:38 pm to
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From my latest book,


can I get that from Amazon?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78854 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:40 pm to
A casserole is really just a metaphor for something she has prepared just for you and brought over. There should be none of the aforementioned dishes, other than what you eat with.

Btw, I literally told a girl this weekend that suggested we get together just to bring a casserole. The first time I remember getting an 8:30 am call the next morning after meeting. So there must be something about it that activates the female psyche. And of course if she does show up with it, I’d be halfway in from the jump.

Imma give it a whirl for the next few months and report back , probably at my own expense lol.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30258 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:40 pm to


I’d love a signed copy.

May I offer you a casserole?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6551 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:40 pm to
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Oh yes, Lord frickington!", Cliterella squealed, "I orgasmed the most orgasamy orgasm ever.


LOL, you could legit sell this Bridgerton mockery on Amazon.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
518 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:41 pm to
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May I offer you a casserole?


depends on what kind
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78854 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:45 pm to
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Cooking with my guy usually means he does the cutting things while I stir and drink wine. It works for us


That’s kind of sexy isn’t it? Also a great setting for playful repartee. We need to be teaching classes to people on this stuff.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30258 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:49 pm to
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Imma give it a whirl for the next few months and report back , probably at my own expense lol


Please do! And keep meticulous notes!

I agree with your other post though- about women doing other things besides just sex for their man.

I’d surmise that most older women do enjoy showing their affection through acts of service and tending to their man/bf.

And if the women is loved well, she will (most of the time) go above and beyond doing the things you mentioned and ‘tending’ to all of the other aspects of a relationship to make sure he knows he’s loved.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78854 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:51 pm to
You ladies should do a thread about a man who loves you well. I have been told I need help in the making a woman feel secure area of that.
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 12:55 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124462 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:53 pm to
It's part of a series.

There's

The Moist Maidens of Ma'ammary Mansion


The Cocksmen of Cunnilingus Cove



And a religious themed novella

Brother Bonehard and the Rough Sects
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1348 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:53 pm to
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So she cooks for you then sleeps with you? What does she get out of this arrangement?


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42102 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:54 pm to
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Cooking with my guy usually means he does the cutting things while I stir and drink wine. It works for us.
cooking with my hubs means he does everything- I get to salt & pepper things and when i do I hum “push it”

Lately he’s cooked by himself
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
518 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:55 pm to
“Caught in the Grip of His Anaconda de Amor” was a classic
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106500 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:56 pm to
He better cook for you.

I like cooking together if he does the onion/garlic chopping. I drink and do the rest.


Oh wait. I forgot I have a Subaru as of 10 min ago. She.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106500 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:56 pm to
Hopefully it is better than advertised.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32207 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:57 pm to
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cooking with my hubs means he does everything- I get to salt & pepper things and when i do I hum “push it”


You gotta demand your place in the kitchen!

I’m actually a decent cook, he’s just insanely good at it and enjoys it.
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