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Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:58 pm to bad93ex
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Fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach
And the best way to keep a man is to keep that stomach full and his balls empty- Signed SpicyStacy
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:59 pm to Czechessential
This one didn't sell well in the Orient.
I can't fathom why. An excerpt From
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A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
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I can't fathom why. An excerpt From
~~~~~
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:00 pm to Lsupimp
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Also, if you acquiesce and let her spend the night, you lose. I think this was common knowledge with earlier generations and we just forgot it.
Enjoy being childless at 45 wondering where all the good women are and wanting to start a family.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:03 pm to Lsupimp
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Bringing a man a casserole is sexy AF
meh. To each, his own
I'd rather she show up ready to dive into a long bubble bath with wine, music and an eagerness to show off her perfectly trimmed landing strip.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:04 pm to Lsupimp
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If there is a pile of clothes, fold them. That's how you lock down a man.
That's not a man I'd want to lock down. Like the Nurse, I can take care of myself and don't need to add a man that wants me cooking and cleaning.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:04 pm to dyslexiateechur
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Depends on the age here. I’d think someone in their 40’s would enjoy that more than someone in their 20’s.
every time my teenage son has his girlfriend over they cook and bake.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:06 pm to Czechessential
She gripped the casserole tightly, her lips pursed, her heart beating fast under her blouse, she felt herself getting moist as he pulled her (and the delightful entry from page 47 of the Good Housekeeping Cookbook that she had prepared and that was her personal favorita that reminded her of childhoods at the beach house with her Grams, the one who used to tell her of childhood summers spent in France where her father owned a brokerage that catered to the wealthy women of the the 7th arrondissement…) close to him, feeling his hardness against her, she moaned and thought about if she had added enough paprika and if he would do the dishes afterwards.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:07 pm to LaLadyinTx
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That's not a man I'd want to lock down.
many a potential deal was broken when I would go to a girl’s crib and see what a slob they were
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:08 pm to jcaz
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Enjoy being childless at 45 wondering where all the good women are and wanting to start a family.
Angry super serious guy has entered the chat.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:10 pm to jcaz
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Enjoy being childless at 45 wondering where all the good women are and wanting to start a family.
Who the frick wants to have a kid at 45?
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:11 pm to LaLadyinTx
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That's not a man I'd want to lock down. Like the Nurse, I can take care of myself and don't need to add a man that wants me cooking and cleaning.
Almost like it was written by a Manosphere bro to mock the unattractive attitudes of modern lonely cat ladies lol. I don’t need no man !
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:12 pm to Lsupimp
This is almost what got Cutty in The Wire.
He survived prison and the gang wars, but when the single moms started bringing casseroles to the gym, it was nearly the end of him.
He survived prison and the gang wars, but when the single moms started bringing casseroles to the gym, it was nearly the end of him.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:14 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
They’ll wear ya down with those street casseroles man. Them ladies hard.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:15 pm to Lsupimp
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Angry super serious guy has entered the chat.
He's never gotten a Frito Chili Casserole
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:32 pm to Lsupimp
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Look, we are mutually repellent! RESPEK.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:33 pm to Supermoto Tiger
How you doin? 
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:35 pm to fr33manator
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Frito Chili Casserole
dos senoritas y a Margarita glass?!?!
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:36 pm to Lsupimp
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1. She arrives with a casserole.
2. We enjoy sexy time and maybe a Netflix movie or a refreshment on the patio.
3. She leaves.
So "casserole and chill". I may market this.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:46 pm to madamsquirrel
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I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.
And the older lady neighbor kept bringing me desserts.... Are we both going to be taken care of if something happens to the other?
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