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re: The "Just Bring a Casserole" Low Maintenance Stage of Old Baw Dating.

Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:09 pm to
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’m bringing casserole, on top for 3 minutes - he’s washing the dishes


Next.
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:11 pm to
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And why is that


What is happening? Just trying to keep it light, Aspy.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
42125 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:11 pm to
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omg. I’m right here
ygt
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42125 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:11 pm to
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you're a machine!!!
3 mins - at the most
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:12 pm to
Don’t worry… he doesn’t have that in him
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
532 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:12 pm to
Spin-off: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together?

That always seemed nicer to me than going out to dinner.
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 12:14 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124490 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:14 pm to
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Is this some kind of secret sex codeword or do you really want a food dish?



Okay...I'm not supposed to divulge this info, and Pimp may slap me for it, but I'll let you in on the SCC, Sexy Casserole Code

Now any casserole means she's down, but the type of casserole tells you what's on the menu.


Tuna Casserole -vagoo only. If it has curly parsley it means she's sporting a bush.
If she serves it with peas...well, you know what her peas mean.



Enchilada Casserole - if served with red sauce, it means she's on the rag. But, if she brings a molé sauce it means she's down for but stuff.
Green sauce means you could get a BJ.

There are others but i'm not gonna tell all the secrets. Others can if they like

Different sorts of pasta mean different kinks.
Bowtie-she wants to be tied up.
Fettuccini-she wants to be whipped
Popeyes biscuits-she wants to be choked

I've said too much already...
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78868 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:16 pm to
You bastard ! First rule of the casserole code, bro.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
42125 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:20 pm to
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Spin-off: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together?

I have no idea
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32215 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:20 pm to
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Spin-off: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together?


Depends on the age here. I’d think someone in their 40’s would enjoy that more than someone in their 20’s.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30260 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:23 pm to
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Spin-off: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together? That always seemed nicer to me than going out to dinner


I would imagine that would be a fun date night. And planning it out with pairing wines with the meal would be fun too.

I don’t see a casserole, as the main dish, being a good choice for setting the mood though.

Sorry LSUpimp.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124490 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:26 pm to
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Spin-off: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together?


I mean, in my late 20s early 30s that was my go to.

Nice wines, cook a good meal, have fun together. Making pasta together is always a blast.

It worked...almost all the time.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
7205 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:26 pm to
Theresa is back on the market. Apparently, it ain't always about the casserole.

LINK



Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30260 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:27 pm to
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Different sorts of pasta mean different kinks. Bowtie-she wants to be tied up. Fettuccini-she wants to be whipped Popeyes biscuits-she wants to be choked I've said too much already...


Tell me you read smut without telling me you read smut
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42125 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:27 pm to
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I’d think someone in their 40’s would enjoy
nah, too much work
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78868 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:28 pm to
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f: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together?


Iron Rule: Only if it’s in your normal frame. In other words, you enjoy cooking, do it all the time, and invite her into your world. But if you act all geeked up and make a special dish just for her golly gee early in the relationship, you are eliminating the possibility of butt sex and or giving her the spanking she needs..
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42125 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:28 pm to
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giving her the spanking she needs..
next
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32215 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:28 pm to
Cooking with my guy usually means he does the cutting things while I stir and drink wine. It works for us.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6553 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:29 pm to
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brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.


Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78868 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:31 pm to
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f: is it attractive to a woman if I invite her over and cook dinner / we cook together?


Iron Rule: Only if it’s in your normal masculine frame. In other words, you enjoy cooking, do it all the time, and invite her into your world. But if you act all geeked up and make a special dish just for her golly gee early in the relationship before she has made the appropriate feminine gestures, you are eliminating the possibility of butt sex and or giving her the spanking she needs and will likely end up in the friend zone, which is a very sad and lonely place for a man to be.
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