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The guy at every gathering that decides to use the big cooler as a chair...

Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:44 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14472 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:44 pm
FYI...everybody hates you. The soy boys and women end up not drinking because they’re scared to ask you to get up or the alphas get pissed because every time they want a beer, they have to ask your arse to get up like it’s some sort of chore.

PSA...don’t sit on the big cooler! Youre worse than the guy in the neighborhood that uses the street as his personal parking lot.
This post was edited on 2/2/20 at 12:45 pm
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:46 pm to
Stop being poor and provide adequate seating
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
50261 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

FYI...everybody hates you
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137032 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:47 pm to
Maybe you should've not been poor and provided chairs for everyone
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4928 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
I always sit on the cooler but I lift the lid first. It feels really good on my sweaty arse and balls.
This post was edited on 2/2/20 at 12:48 pm
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
39649 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
Maybe have more chairs at your shitty party and I wouldn't have to sit on your cooler.
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
quote:


PSA...don’t sit on the big cooler!


PSA...don't make me sit on the floor.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
33485 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
There’s no way enough people want to hang at your house for this to be an issue
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56314 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

I lift the kid first. It feels really good on my sweaty arse and balls.



This post was edited on 2/2/20 at 12:50 pm
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
556 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:49 pm to
Walk right up to him where it's awkward for him to have to stand up, look him dead in the eye and say "Get me a beer." If he doesn't, it's on.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137032 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Maybe have more chairs at your shitty party and I wouldn't have to sit on your cooler.



I usually drive my ice chest to the party



Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39843 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:53 pm to
Cooler guy is going to pull off a flip flop and go upside your head with it.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27121 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:54 pm to
Reminds me of the

“Is it cool if I smoke in here” guy.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60817 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2034 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:00 pm to
Always have a few tail gating chairs in Lady Gato’s ride
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34157 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:00 pm to
Hows about dont huddle around the coolers, that way nobody has to worry about sitting on it to join the group.



I bet you're one of those people that congregates in walkways and right in front of bar entrances too.
This post was edited on 2/2/20 at 1:01 pm
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9157 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:17 pm to
Imagine being such a cuck that you have to use the words soy and alpha to describe something as basic as some idiot sitting on a cooler.
Posted by MileHighDraw
Member since May 2018
1878 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:18 pm to
The cooler is usually the last resort so I usually feel a little bad for the poor chap that lands that seat. Nobody WANTS the cooler.
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4223 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:20 pm to
I think you misunderstood his point...
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
21515 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

alphas


Brought their own beverages in a soft yeti.
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