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re: The guardian’s article on femcels

Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:39 pm to
Femcels are a myth that must be swiftly countERacted.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39847 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:42 pm to
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If you ever find yourself close to suicide, a femcel message board will put you over the top.


/r/Female dating strategy can be quite enjoyable
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:44 pm to
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/r/Female dating strategy


Every poster on that sub would be shackled in my crawlspace if I thought I could get away with it.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76536 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:49 pm to
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femcel message board
Where do you find these?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87443 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:52 pm to
If you’re a woman and can’t get dick, it’s because you’re 700 lbs or look like Beowulf. Guys are pretty much hardwired to frick anything remotely attractive.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87443 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:54 pm to
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There is no woman on this planet that can’t get laid.


Eager beats pretty every time.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35741 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:56 pm to
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quote:

What in the hell is a femcel?



Special dildo battery.



It keeps mosquitoes away.
This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 7:58 pm
Posted by tilltheend
Member since Mar 2018
20 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 7:57 pm to
What is the #1 rule of the OT.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79039 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:05 pm to
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Caitlin, 39, doesn’t call herself a femcel, but she hasn’t had sex for almost eight years and doesn’t think she will find another sexual partner.


Sounds like she needs to find a slumpbuster.
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3587 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:07 pm to
1) ugly
2) zero social skills

frick man. A girl can go out and say hello to some dumbass and get laid. Wtf are these bitches whining about?
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:07 pm to
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Caitlin, 39, doesn’t call herself a femcel, but she hasn’t had sex for almost eight years and doesn’t think she will find another sexual partner.


Sounds like she needs to find a slumpbuster.


Does anyone know Caitlin? I need to give her my contact information. My plumbing works and I’ve got low standards.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9526 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:25 pm to
Eh, this is just the Communist writers at a Communist rag making Communist excuses for Communist ideas.

The big, overwhelming difference between males and females in this area is that the females are very few in number and are often truly unattractive with any amount of makeup. A fair number of the male "incels" aren't really ugly. They could perhaps be in better shape or groom and dress more stylishly, but on balance, 98 percent of women can get sex on any given day if they wish. The same is not true for young men.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:31 pm to
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There is no woman on this planet that can’t get laid.


Absolutely. The women on 600 Lb Life have boyfriends. Any woman can find a guy to have sex if they want. Even decently attractive guys will lose all standards for casual sex, so they aren’t just limited to super ugly guys.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148135 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:35 pm to
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Evil Little Thing
speaking from experience huh
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3379 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:54 pm to
Where were these girls when I was drunk outside of Reggie's at 2am?


Coulda slammed my dick in a car door and still got off
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133240 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:54 pm to
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Eager beats pretty every time.



She might be a 2 at 10, but she’s a 10 at 2
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3180 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 10:06 pm to
Dear every fat annoying girl that can’t get laid:

Try being an actual wing woman for once and stop trying to keep your more attractive friends from hooking up.

We males designate an unfortunate guy in every pack, on any given night, to make at least a passing attempt at keeping you from getting that annoying “headache” you get when it looks like your friends are having fun.

This male is under strict instruction to “do what it takes” to get the job done. All you have to do is take the bait, and you have all the sweaty, rotund, blubbery sex you want.

Best part is, since you already broke your bed frame and shattered your box spring rolling over on “all you can eat” shrimp night, there will be nothing to alert your roommates that you’re spending the night getting rammed by a a guy that can’t stop crying. After all, “These cinder blocks don’t squeek”.

Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 10:24 pm to
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“These cinder blocks don’t squeek”.


You can shim that shite with these things called "pavers." They're from the outside part of Home Depot.

Trust me, I'm 5'9" and I've been with a lot of women.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41293 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 10:29 pm to
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Pictures will be 10 years old, or not an accurate representation of the person,” she says. “I look for men who take care of themselves physically, who are emotionally available, open and honest. You can’t see that on a profile.”

Since giving up on apps, Jane has stayed active through a walking group and has tried many other activities in the past few years. “I meet a lot of great women, but I never meet single men at classes or events. It’s hard to meet men who share your interests.”


Because that’s where all the single studs hang out. Walking groups.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66411 posts
Posted on 10/18/21 at 10:31 pm to
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involuntary celibates.


Stopped right here. This is 100% pure bullshite. It doesn’t matter if she has one leg, meth acne, 2 teeth, and a vagina that would make Hope Solo’s look like a ripe strawberry, there will ALWAYS be a man willing to stick his dick in it.
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