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The Greatest Story Ever Told

Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:18 pm
Posted by SystemsGo
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:18 pm
Sorry if Germans.

Zola the stripper story
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:19 pm to
I read this the other day on r/trashy. Pretty intense. I don't want to go into spoilers though.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:30 pm to
we know
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:31 pm to
W. T. F?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179931 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:35 pm to
wow, actually read that.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:02 pm to
I read that story today too. Crazy
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:04 pm to
NYT best seller
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11881 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:10 pm to
I kinda like THIS version...
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19521 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:14 pm to
Damn
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7695 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:20 pm to
Even with the internet lingo, it was still told on a higher reading level than 50 Shades of Grey
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19521 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:24 pm to
Yea I know, I kinda warmed up to the author and her writing style as the story went on.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
29420 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

I know, I kinda warmed up to the author and her writing style as the story went on.


Its even better if you read it in the voice of the "Bella Noche" girl.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24871 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 6:01 pm to
The girl indicted herself on something like 5 felonies and the story was corroborated with a story published about a shooting at a Red Roof Inn in Tampa.

Dumb bitch.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66914 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 6:38 pm to
I feel like I got scabies just from reading that.
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 6:39 pm
Posted by FlappingPierre
St. George
Member since Nov 2013
5070 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 7:05 pm to
WTF did I just read
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13877 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 7:05 pm to
Should make a great movie
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 10/30/15 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Greatest Story Ever Told



It's gotta involve bill brasky in it if it's legit
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96257 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

The girl indicted herself on something like 5 felonies


Yeah, but she would get complete immunity for flipping.

ETA: Apparently these events happened roughly the second weekend of March 2015, and the *ahem* "individual" with dreads is named Michael Porter, then aged 29, of Winter Haven, Florida.

This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 7:53 pm
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11866 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:23 pm to
cool story, ho
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:36 pm to
37% on rotten tomatoes.
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