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re: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Posted on 10/31/15 at 11:57 am to dawgfan1979
Posted on 10/31/15 at 11:57 am to dawgfan1979
quote:
Where is his story, I have yet to find it.
He doesn't really tell his story. It's just a few tweets (?) given at the end of Jess' story. He pretty much just says that he does think Jess was hooking, he did threaten to jump of the balcony but didn't actually do it, Z did buy Zola and him a plane ride home, Zola's man did give Jarrett a ride to his car, and Jess did call Jarrett after she had been arrested in Vegas for prostitution asking for help.
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Posted on 10/31/15 at 12:47 pm to SystemsGo
I thought for sure this story would end with
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 12:58 pm to Paige
quote:
Except he left out getting cuckolded and trying to commit suicide of course
Weird
Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:01 pm to SystemsGo
Well as fiction goes, I think Bama and 15 national championships qualifies... 
Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:04 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
If I read that story, analyzed it critically, I would have a VERY hard time not labeling it bullshite. Maybe it is true, and if so, that bitch doesn't know how to relay information (not talking about her language, but from a content perspective)
You're not bright
Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:18 pm to Ace Midnight
[quote] Yeah, but she would get complete immunity for flipping. ETA: Apparently these events happened roughly the second weekend of March 2015, and the *ahem* "individual" with dreads is named Michael Porter, then aged 29, of Winter Haven, Florida. [/quote
Nice
Nice
Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:59 pm to supadave3
quote:
What about the news article they found collaborating the story?
And the shot up dreadhead
Posted on 10/31/15 at 2:02 pm to Mr.Perfect
quote:
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Contains 3 things: Doc, axe, swimming pool
Posted on 10/31/15 at 2:02 pm to Mr.Perfect
The reddit on this is fantastic
Posted on 10/31/15 at 2:27 pm to Paige
quote:
How is this any less a story than Zola's? LINK
Starts halfway down the page. Most of the tweets were deleted
I went to that link and I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 2:36 pm to SystemsGo
Something is wrong with you then
It looks like this
It looks like this
Posted on 10/31/15 at 2:43 pm to SystemsGo
Those aren't the tweets that I saw. I saw a few tweets in the link on the last page that went to Jess' story.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 2:46 pm to Paige
quote:
Something is wrong with you then
It looks like this
Why would you have said, "why is this any less of a story than Zola's"?
Ummm...because it isn't nearly as good and is like four sentences?
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:00 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
If I read that story, analyzed it critically, I would have a VERY hard time not labeling it bullshite.
Won't advise you to do anything stupid, but get a stripper in the VIP and give her an opportunity to talk about her "life." You will not believe how fricked up some people's entire existence is. The only unbelievable part is a bunch of guys in Tampa lining up to pay $500 to bang Tampa Backpage whores. That's just a lolno.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:03 pm to Navytiger74
Well if I remember correctly she said she had 17 at $500 and 3 at $100 and then said she made $5,500. So yeah that part is unbelievable from a factual standpoint.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:08 pm to lsu13lsu
quote:
Well if I remember correctly she said she had 17 at $500 and 3 at $100 and then said she made $5,500. So yeah that part is unbelievable from a factual standpoint.
Well on that particular discrepancy, the $100 bidders were apparently guys already known to the pimp. She would typically get more responses posting in the whore section of BP. But $500 for an incall with a no-name whore in Tampa. Just no.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:17 pm to SystemsGo
Are you retarded? It's several posts long
No. It's not as entertaining as zola's. I didn't say that. But he told the full story almost exactly the same as Zola
No. It's not as entertaining as zola's. I didn't say that. But he told the full story almost exactly the same as Zola
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:20 pm to Peazey
He deleted most of his tweets. Those were copied and pasted before he deleted them
The full story as told by Jarrett starts about halfway down the page of the link I posted
The full story as told by Jarrett starts about halfway down the page of the link I posted
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:21 pm to Paige
I honestly have no idea what is going on with these stories.
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