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re: The dire wolf has returned to earth after a 10,000 year absence

Posted on 4/7/25 at 10:58 am to
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20103 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 10:58 am to
It’s a great scientific achievement but what is the goal? Have them in a zoo? Breeding population?

I’m sure a healthy population of 7 foot long wolves in the Rocky Mountain range would be great for the current ecosystem.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
8589 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 10:59 am to
Can "Wolf of Peace" attacks at the dog park be far behind?
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4290 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:01 am to
AKC Eligible?
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26289 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:03 am to
Bringing back a natural predator first is bad news. You would figure they would bring back natural prey first. If the prey goes unchecked, then bring back the predator.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71062 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:03 am to
I beg of you, don't murder me.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19284 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:05 am to
Might as well make it interesting and turn the dire fellow loose on some boujee poodles.
Posted by Mor Miles
Member since Apr 2017
477 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:05 am to
quote:

m sure a healthy population of 7 foot long wolves in the Rocky Mountain range would be great for the current ecosystem.


It couldn't hurt given the current situation we're faced with here. I voted against wolf reintroduction last year, but you know what? Bring on the dire wolves, I'm ready.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12284 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:06 am to
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Wait until they do mammoths


That's actually one of their goals.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55786 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:06 am to
In the Timbers of Fennario...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72563 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:06 am to
Now cross the Dire Wolf with a poodle: Dire-a-doodles
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71062 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:07 am to
Those things are 600 pounds of sin. Best to not mess with em
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38600 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:08 am to
Shoot (a bigger caliber weapon)
Shovel (a bigger hole)
Shut up (again)
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48472 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:09 am to
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AKC Eligible?

Could you imagine someone trying to break into your home and having a fricking direwolf come around the corner to protect the house?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42567 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:11 am to
We're gonna need to make a lot more of these extinct animals to help us fight the robots in a few years.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71062 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:13 am to
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Could you imagine someone trying to break into your home and having a fricking direwolf come around the corner to protect the house?

Just wait until the dire wolf puppy mills get to cranking out dire wolf/pit bull mixes. We're going to have to nuke every trailer park.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
2168 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:14 am to
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This seems like an incredibly bad idea.

Why?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34612 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:14 am to
A seven-foot-long apex predator. 600 pounds of sin.

What could possibly go wrong?

ETA: as usual to didn’t read all of the posts before replying w a “clever” lyric. Haha.
This post was edited on 4/7/25 at 1:15 pm
Posted by MOT
Member since Jul 2006
30365 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:16 am to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71062 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:16 am to
quote:

What could possibly go wrong?

I think Robert and Jerry told us exactly what can go wrong. Just, whatever you do, don't play cards with it.
Posted by Underteaux
Member since Feb 2024
808 posts
Posted on 4/7/25 at 11:17 am to
Don’t murder me
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