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re: The Depp/Heard Trial is the gift that keeps on giving

Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:00 pm to
TIME FOR PREDICTIONS:

Mine:

The jury either zeroes both of them or awards Johnny $1.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96959 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:01 pm to
Kind of riding you with Judge. I think the same.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3296 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:02 pm to
I cant follow the closings... thanks to all of you for commenting what's going on.

However unlikely, I hope Johnny wins. IMO AH is ruining women's position who have suffered real abuse. She is a terrible person and if anyone is cancelled after this I hope its Heard.
Posted by laxtonto
Member since Mar 2011
2783 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:02 pm to
Going 7M for Depp 0 for Heard
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46837 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:12 pm to
If I am on the jury, I am punishing Heard. The $7 mil was his. He needs that back, plus $4-5 mil in interest.
Posted by NOLAVOL16
Member since Jan 2022
898 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:13 pm to
I’m going Heard dismissed, Johnny wins somewhere between $1 and $7 mil. AND…..Disney ends up putting him in one last Pirates movie.
Posted by Olderthandirt
Member since May 2022
559 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:16 pm to
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I’m going Heard dismissed, Johnny wins somewhere between $1 and $7 mil. AND…..Disney ends up putting him in one last Pirates movie.




And Heard makes money to pay the judgement making "Grumpys" on Only Fans.
This post was edited on 5/27/22 at 2:25 pm
Posted by NOLAVOL16
Member since Jan 2022
898 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:17 pm to
If she makes money it’ll only be for stuff like that. She’s done in Hollywood.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46368 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:30 pm to
This judge has done a remarkable job, just as a note.

Heard’s complaint is ignore and she gets nothing. The jury will reward Johnny but not sure how much.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147126 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:39 pm to
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Law & Crime @lawcrimenews
NEW: Several motorcycle officers rushed to the front of the #JohnnyDepp #AmbeHeard courthouse, jumped off their bike and ran inside. No word on what this is about. @Angenette5 is monitoring.

@LawCrimeNetwork
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:39 pm to
World's fastest verdict?
Posted by Olderthandirt
Member since May 2022
559 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

World's fastest verdict?



If a verdict did come back today, Heard is screwed worse than someone with hemmorhoids losing their "rear" virginity to John Holmes while he is wearing a sandpaper condom.
This post was edited on 5/27/22 at 2:48 pm
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43449 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

World's fastest verdict?


Honestly wouldn't be shocked considering some of the descriptions of the jurors during the trial.
Posted by Tigers4Lyfe
Member since Nov 2010
6818 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:44 pm to
It's been said that deliberating normally takes 1 hour for 1 day of testimony. So what 6 weeks of testimony would be roughly 30 working days. If they are deliberating on an 8 hour a day pace we're looking at over 3 days. With that said, they may not get to a verdict until Thursday of next week with Monday being a holiday.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38338 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:46 pm to
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Heard is screwed worse than John Holmes taking your "rear" virginity while you have hemorrhoids.
Repectfully, I think I would feel more screwed in that scenario than John Holmes would.
Posted by Olderthandirt
Member since May 2022
559 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

quote:
Heard is screwed worse than John Holmes taking your "rear" virginity while you have hemorrhoids.
Repectfully, I think I would feel more screwed in that scenario than John Holmes would.




Correct so I reworded it after your excellent commentary..
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147126 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube @IanRunkle
Hearing reports of a disturbance at the courthouse. It's not at the courtroom.


quote:

Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube @IanRunkle
From the courthouse, my best guess on the disturbance is just the standard chaos outside.

standard court chaos?

what kinda shite do they do in Canadian courts?

quote:

Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube @IanRunkle
Outside the courthouse it's a damn circus. Complete with petting zoo.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12277 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:50 pm to
Motherfuking fuk I missed the whole day and haven't read the thread. Short impressions? Who did closing arguments and how were they? I did see a prediction of a cheeky award in favor of Depp for $1. What are we thinking
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
147126 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:56 pm to
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Motherfuking fuk I missed the whole day and haven't read the thread. Short impressions? Who did closing arguments and how were they? I did see a prediction of a cheeky award in favor of Depp for $1. What are we thinking

Camille & Chew killed it on closing for Depp

Rottenborn actually I thought did a respectable job on Heard's closing... but he ran long and that threw Elaine off as she tried to rush through her part of the closing and it severely damaged the close as a whole

for rebuttal... Depp had 38 minutes and Heard had just 6 minutes left of the allotted 2 hours

Camille eviscerated Heard & her case for 30-ish minutes on rebuttal

Rottenborn did what he could with 6 minutes... but it wasn't much
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134635 posts
Posted on 5/27/22 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Disney ends up putting him in one last Pirates movie.



As a pirate, I haven’t seen any POTC movie since the first, and I was drunk for that one.

If they put him in a sixth, I’ll be in the seats with a tiny bottle of makers mark.

I feel personally invested in Johnny Depp now. Relatable guy
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