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re: The Costco near me ran out of toilet paper within 45 minutes of opening today

Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12864 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:12 pm to
They need to take a hard line with the union. Reduce the offer. Keep playing the remarks by the gold chain wearing union president and keep showing pictures of his yacht.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7022 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Buy a Bidet


You still have to dry off.

I also have 3 kids that don't use a bidet.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3431 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

ran out of toilet paper within 45 minutes


Holy shite.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9705 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:13 pm to
75% is. But with just in time warehousing, Its easy to start a panic buy.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11938 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

BTW, my Costco is out of toilet paper and paper towels.



Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71858 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:14 pm to
If I were King and you were spotted with more than a normal amount of toilet paper in your cart you would be given one chance to return the overage. If you refused, you'd be shot.

It isn't so much a TP thing as it is an IQ issue. You're too dumb to fricking live, so......
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 12:15 pm
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12209 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:16 pm to
Lafayette Costco was out yesterday.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194852 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:16 pm to
They have enough stock for two months they'll be toilet paper and paper towels tomorrow or at least by the weekend
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3727 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:17 pm to
Wife said Krogers was out this morning too. Also eggs.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91639 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

The Costco near me ran out of toilet paper within 45 minutes of opening today
i remember this movie!
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26924 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

You still have to dry off.
i have plenty of paper towels and mentholated cream
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11938 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:20 pm to
This has got to just be a coincidence, right?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71858 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:20 pm to
ATTENTION:
After thoroughly rinsing please return the shite rag to the sanitary Walmart bag located on the floor beside your feet.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12209 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:20 pm to
Obesity bout to go down 4%
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11938 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

mentholated cream


Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3431 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

i remember this movie!


Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82058 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:24 pm to
The Costco in Covington was stocked to the brim with items. Not many people either. No signs of hoarding on the Northshore
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113305 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:25 pm to
TP Thray all

I’m currently separating my 2ply into 1ply.
Posted by LSUtwolves
Member since Jun 2016
1099 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:27 pm to
I’ll never understand hoarding TP.

Multiple options.

Buy a bidet for $15 on Amazon

Or just jump in the shower after shitting.

The least of my concerns if shite ever hits the fan is figuring out how to wipe my arse.

Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68394 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:27 pm to
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