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The Chinese take wanking to the next level

Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:25 am
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9140 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:25 am
It is guised as a "sperm extractor" for artificial insemination but we all know the at home model is just around the corner. Sales are reported at 10,000 units per year but I think those numbers are about to explode once Americans customize them regionally/culturally. Maybe a twerk or first cousin mode?

reddit video
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19513 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:28 am to

“Hands-free device”
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124120 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:28 am to
$17k


Seems a lot for a glorified flesh light
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3993 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:29 am to
IWHI
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
2922 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:29 am to
Once they figure how to integrate this with VR men will never leave home.
Posted by tterrific
Member since Sep 2022
649 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:30 am to
quote:

replicates a human vagina in terms of temperature, wetness, and amount of light


quote:

amount of light


I knew my wife was missing something.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9140 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:32 am to
quote:

amount of light


Do you think "tight" may have been lost in translation? Maybe they have an Irish adapter.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17019 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:36 am to
If theyre looking for potential testers, Im available
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119117 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:37 am to
Howard wallowitz was ahead of the curve
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12409 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Once they figure how to integrate this with VR men will never leave home.


Looks like a future peripheral add on for Xbox and PlayStation.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17019 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:42 am to
If we can teach this thing to clean the house and make sandwiches…
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5273 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:42 am to
Looks like a laundromat.
Just what the world needs more CCP members.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62942 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:43 am to
The way every dude in that video just long stared at the thing was hilarious.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12486 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:43 am to
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first cousin mode?

The roll tide model is gonna sell out in no time.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16993 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:44 am to
I would use that
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48551 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:51 am to
Looks like you can dial it in for preferred tightness. I am thinking this would sell
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16199 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 9:59 am to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77959 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:19 am to
What year is it?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26532 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:20 am to
For the man who has everything...


May need to get one of those for the house...
Posted by DoItDoug
Member since Sep 2018
392 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:34 am to
Wish.com finna eat.
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